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You should go to the toilet after every meal

86 replies

pleasureandfeel · 02/07/2022 22:07

I have just seen this article where Heather Mills claims that we should go the toilet after every meal that we have and not just once a day. Was just a bit in interesting to think about really. The article is linked below.

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/no-interest-whatsoever-sir-paul-12606988

OP posts:
KissThaRain · 02/07/2022 22:11

I can’t be bothered to read the article by a person who isnt medically trained to offer their insight on such a topic. all I can say is that if your body doesn’t need a wee/poo directly after eating then you’d be wasting time ‘trying’ to go and just sitting and waiting.

Crucible · 02/07/2022 22:11

Yuk.

lljkk · 02/07/2022 22:12

She's not a physiology expert. She could be the old guy hanging around the bus stop with those opinions. They are just opinions.

I wonder how big is a "meal" that she thinks should prompt bowl evacuation.

One crisp? A slice of apple? a cup of coffee?

LoudingVoice · 02/07/2022 22:13

Surely grown adults just go to the toilet just when they need to?

StopStartStop · 02/07/2022 22:15

Not reading it, but it sounds like the kind of advice an anorexic might give you. My mother had bouts of anorexia.

FatOaf · 02/07/2022 22:15

Why do you expect people to have any interest in what Heather Mills says about anything? Wasn't there any news in the paper? There's quite a bit going on.

Justmuddlingalong · 02/07/2022 22:16

Who the fuck has the inclination or time for that?

maravais · 02/07/2022 22:19

It takes 2 to 6 hours for your stomach to empty. This is the purpose of fasting before surgery.

ivykaty44 · 02/07/2022 22:20

if you look up about. whats normal amounts of poo a day - western cultures are between 3 times a day and once every 3 days

if you go other parts of the world then they poo much more often and produce twice the poo we do 😂as they eat far more fibre

JLwac · 02/07/2022 22:21

Why do you care what Heather Mills says about anything?

FishcakesWithTooMuchCoriander · 02/07/2022 22:21

LoudingVoice · 02/07/2022 22:13

Surely grown adults just go to the toilet just when they need to?

This is what I was going to say.

listening to your body and going to the toilet when you need to is clearly the best thing to do.

Sparklingbrook · 02/07/2022 22:23

All that food sitting there is fermenting and poisoning our system.”

Is it? Or are we just digesting it? I don't think she knows how the digestive system works. I can't believe I actually read the article though. Grin

nocoolnamesleft · 02/07/2022 22:23

Normal range is 3 times a day to once every 3 days. There is the gastrocolic reflex, which means that you are more likely to open your bowels about 30 minutes after a meal, but it's not a given.

ivykaty44 · 02/07/2022 22:25

All that food sitting there is fermenting and poisoning our system.”

we don't shit out food we've eaten though? its dead cells surely?

Imissmoominmama · 02/07/2022 22:25

I poo about 6 times a day!

BotterMon · 02/07/2022 22:25

Ah yes Heather Mills - that renowned gastroenterologist.

ivykaty44 · 02/07/2022 22:27

Water makes up about 75 percent of your stool. The rest is an often-stinky combination of fiber, dead and live bacteria, other cells, and mucus. Soluble fiber found in foods like beans and nuts is broken down during digestion and forms a gel-like substance that becomes part of your poop.

this was what I got when I looked it up

Antarcticant · 02/07/2022 22:27

I don't see how people can poo to order like that. Either you need to go or you don't.

Sparklingbrook · 02/07/2022 22:32

She must be fun to go out for dinner with, or to invite to your dinner party. 'Where's Heather?' On the loo again.

WeAreTheHeroes · 02/07/2022 22:35

Sounds as though she has no idea what the liver and kidneys do so I wouldn't pay her ramblings any attention.

Sparklingbrook · 02/07/2022 22:38

TBF the article is 4 years old so maybe she's come to her senses now.

Zone2NorthLondon · 02/07/2022 22:43

BotterMon · 02/07/2022 22:25

Ah yes Heather Mills - that renowned gastroenterologist.

Yes indeed

her specialist knowledge is evident. Maybe she’s pals with the Gillian McKeith that other expert in gastrointestinal health and faecal matter

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 02/07/2022 22:48

Stupid advice. Hmm You can only go when you NEED to. Is she saying you should force yourself?

antelopevalley · 02/07/2022 22:48

I agree this sounds like anorexia tips.

Sunshine10012 · 02/07/2022 22:49

The only time I’ve ever pooped to that extent is when my stomach is off and I’ve consumed too much crap!