Wibu? Grating cheese and other unimportant things

[chubbachub]

Today was a particularly hard day with the kids and dinner sort of got away from us so Dh and I settled on having beans on toast with grated cheese on top.

The beans on toast part is fine and both parties are in agreement - toast, butter, beans(cooked in a pot for at least 5 minutes so most of the bean juice has absorbed).

Person A cuts a piece of cheese from the block and grates this cheese into a bowl and then takes from this bowl and places cheese on top of said beans/toast combo.

Person B grates cheese directly from the block over the top of the plated beans on toast. This makes a mess of cheese round the plate. Some of which is picked up and put on the toast and the rest cleaned up properly as part of later on washing up.

Who is being U? Which cheese grating camp are you in? Are there any silly things like this that your and your partner do differently and both thing yours is the right way?

I do sliced not grated cheese on top. Preferably the cheese slices from the supermarkets. They're the perfect shape and size.

You are both being unreasonable for putting butter on the toast...

Perfect order is toast, grated cheese, beans!

I am in the put it in a bowl to share but DP grates over the top. I think it's a faffy way of doing it.

Neither is wrong.

You need some Hendos.

Fucking animals.

I just buy grated cheese as well as a blocks of cheese , life’s too short to grate your own cheese .

Also, person B is being extremely unreasonable.

What is this. First no Hendos and now pre grated cheese. Stop getting beans wrong.

@JazzTheDog no you are absolutely bu, no butter? That's the worst thing I've heard in ages. And @StanleyTheCrane I hope you mean proper sliced cheese not plastic cheese?

@chubbachub person B is a messy shite, person A wins. Well done you

How can you miss the plate? Just grate it more carefully and job's a goodun

But pre grated cheese has an awful coating...

Want a cheese and beans toasty now.

My DH puts fresh bread in the oven to dry it out warm it up.

Heathen.

Well you either have to wash cheese from bowl or from plate. Plate is already being used so a bowl is additional washing up.

We do it differently and just grate the whole block into an airtight tub for the fridge. Avoids having to grate little bits here and there every time you need a small amount.

This is a grate post.

However, I prefer marmite spread first , then melt the cheese. A close second is melted cheese with Worcestershire sauce on top…

Grate straight on top, cba having something extra to wash up

I am a bit confused as to why either person is BU? Surely you just do things differently

I couldn't care less if person B grated their cheese with it clenched between their arse cheeks as long I didn't have to clean up after them

I would just grate from the block straight on to my dinner.... unless we had guests and I was making a pretence of being more civilised in which case I would grate the cheese into a bowl but probably wouldn't be having beans on toast for dinner in those circumstances

You need to hold the grater closer to the toast so the cheese falls directly onto it, not scattered from a great height (no pun intended).

And where was the scrambled egg?

Buttered toast, scrambled egg on top, then grated cheese and then baked beans on top of everything.

Food of the Gods

And as for the grating issue, grate straight onto your own meal regardless of mess made

As long as the cheese meets the beans no-one is BU.

I do both depending what frame of mind I’m in…on top of my shit or slap dash fuck it.
Both methods have their merits.

Most importantly why is this cheese not being melted. The correct approach is thick white toast, butter, beans, cheese grated then under the grill until it bubbles. In terms of grating that depends surely how many people are eating, just me on my own directly on to the bread. Multiple people into a bowl or similar recepticle so can be shared