To think my new business idea could make an absolute killing?

[Skelligsfeathers]

A dating site where men could only register if their parents were dead.
Then all the women who match with them can guarantee that they will never have to put up with a mother in law !
I think this could make a LOT of money based on a lit of the threads on here!

Genius! What would you call it?

Fancy free dating agency
No Strings Attached dating agency

😂😂😂😂😂

I don't know what I was expecting to find when I opened this thread, but it wasn't that 😂

That's grim. What about grimder?

lol, You were on that last thread weren't you?

Sign me up

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A name... i like the fancy free idea.
What ele could it be?

Love it

MILF ? Mother in law free!

I am pondering if the men can be allowed to have any familial ties at all or have to be able and willing to only belong to the woman's family. What do you think?

I am nc with my dps. As is dh. Life is quite blissful!!
What about Cordless?

Does Your Mother Know? (If so you can't play).

Mums dead, Dads dead, Hi I'm Fred, 56.

@Skelligsfeathers

I am pondering if the men can be allowed to have any familial ties at all or have to be able and willing to only belong to the woman's family. What do you think?

Aww I’d sign up for that! Having recently come out of a ‘step family’ type set up, with 2 kids, an over-involved ex, his siblings (who were more family than I ever was in 9 years) and an ex MIL on the scene to top it all off, I’m now wondering how to word my next dating profile to say “I just want you, the rest of them can piss off!”

@kizzywizz

Mums dead, Dads dead, Hi I'm Fred, 56.

😅😅😅😅😅😅

No apron Strings Attached, surely

OrPhans
Like OnlyFans but for orphans

Orphan Introductions?

I would advise a MTD (Minimum Time Dead) policy as a condition of registration. You don’t want someone so desperate for a bit of nookie that he poisons his ma’s pie and chips just so he can join. If a profile says, ‘Free any day except Friday, unless you happen to be in the vicinity of the Eternal Rest Funeral Home around 3’, probably best not to swipe right.

Me and dh are only dc
. Maybe an added clause? .. No more sil's dc being favoured!!

@HorribleHerstory

OrPhans Like OnlyFans but for orphans

Amazing hahahahahahah

I wonder if we can have one where the sister is dead too !!!
I’ve just split with my dp coz I can’t take his sister anymore controlling his life . I’m done !
I’m ready to sign up ….

No Apron Strings

That is actually really funny and a good idea.

They'd also be financially secure

@Skelligsfeathers

A dating site where men could only register if their parents were dead. Then all the women who match with them can guarantee that they will never have to put up with a mother in law ! I think this could make a LOT of money based on a lit of the threads on here!

OP - do you have sons?

I'm out