To think my new business idea could make an absolute killing?

[Skelligsfeathers]

A dating site where men could only register if their parents were dead.
Then all the women who match with them can guarantee that they will never have to put up with a mother in law !
I think this could make a LOT of money based on a lit of the threads on here!

I do think you're being unfair here OP. Perhaps there could be some sort of in-law prenup. You know, the MIL:

• Must show sufficient interest at all times
• But not actually ever want time with the son and family
• Will be granted a ten minute audience with all newborn grandchildren from the far side of the room
• Will be allowed to hold babies once they're old enough to consent to it by walking over and demanding "up!". Until then, the babies will be held by the mother or real maternal grandmother
• MIL will be aware of every aspect of the family's life
• But never ask a single question
• And certainly never venture an opinion

Prospective grooms will be formally adopted by the mothers of the bride, relinquishing all official ties with their birth families.

@JenniferBarkley

I do think you're being unfair here OP. Perhaps there could be some sort of in-law prenup. You know, the MIL:

• Must show sufficient interest at all times
• But not actually ever want time with the son and family
• Will be granted a ten minute audience with all newborn grandchildren from the far side of the room
• Will be allowed to hold babies once they're old enough to consent to it by walking over and demanding "up!". Until then, the babies will be held by the mother or real maternal grandmother
• MIL will be aware of every aspect of the family's life
• But never ask a single question
• And certainly never venture an opinion

Prospective grooms will be formally adopted by the mothers of the bride, relinquishing all official ties with their birth families.

Yeah sorry I'm not normally lacking in humour but don't find this funny

No filormil to get you fill

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@HorribleHerstory

OrPhans Like OnlyFans but for orphans

Bahahahahaha 🤣🤣

Horrible thread.

Bernard Manning is this you?
Every mother on here could be a MIL one day.
Mine was wonderful.

Guardian Ghoulmates?

After dealing with awful PIL in first marriage, I am very sorry for his sake that 2nd DH's parents were dead before I ever met them, but goodness it saved a lot of shit (they would definitely not have liked me either, think about as opposite politics as you can have plus abusive to DH in childhood).

@HorribleHerstory

OrPhans Like OnlyFans but for orphans

Hahahahaha

My MIL is brilliant.

Unlike this obnoxious threat.

@MoiraNotRuby Coffin Todgers 🤣😂🤣

I do get why some think it’s a grim thread, but my VGSOH has overridden that concern.

Also loving OrPhans.

Thrills without PILs

FunerealMaterial

@JenniferBarkley

I do think you're being unfair here OP. Perhaps there could be some sort of in-law prenup. You know, the MIL:

• Must show sufficient interest at all times
• But not actually ever want time with the son and family
• Will be granted a ten minute audience with all newborn grandchildren from the far side of the room
• Will be allowed to hold babies once they're old enough to consent to it by walking over and demanding "up!". Until then, the babies will be held by the mother or real maternal grandmother
• MIL will be aware of every aspect of the family's life
• But never ask a single question
• And certainly never venture an opinion

Prospective grooms will be formally adopted by the mothers of the bride, relinquishing all official ties with their birth families.

Can I add ...

When allowed to visit must only sit on the sofa, like a guest, and drinking the single cup of tea allowed but also simultaneously wash the dishes, cook dinner, and iron the laundry.

YES! Huge gap in the market - I’d sign up instantly 🙈☺️

No Apron Strings

Well the MIL can be quite useful when they become an ex-MIL - every time the ex moans about something I point him
in her direction - she cares enough to listen, I now don't....lol!

what about dead DM but pushy step mother?

🤣🤣🤣

Or sisters! Definitely no sisters!

I think I have a fairly dark sense of humour but find this really distasteful.

So?

EmmaGrundyForPM

I know this is supposed to be funny, but as the mother of two sons, I find it really sad.“

I’m a mother of a son too but it’s funny. It clearly doesn’t apply to me because I’m a stupendous MIL

My ex specifically looks for younger women to date whose mothers died when they were quite young.

It makes it easier to abuse them. And, as he says, they're more likely to own a house outright.