To ask if you wash your bed linen every time you have sex?

[StandingOvulation]

I tend towards slatternity so I didn't realise this was A Thing

Luckily it's only high days and holidays nowadays, so it's not as though Id be ploughing through the Bold on Bed sheets.

It's this another MN requirement where I come up wanting?

YABU: wash em straight away you grim creature.

YANBU: Meh, wash Em on the normal processing time, no need to rush.

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you late to the party

[quote bostonchamps]@TheDoveFromAboveCooCoo people like you are the reason attitudes to sex in this country are so warped and weird. It's unbelievably sad. [/quote]
Really not meaning to be offensive but I'm quite confused by this!!

I probably am very sheltered. Not many sexual partners.

Isn't squirting just pissing? 😳😳😳

Isn't squirting just pissing?

No.

My washer is on every day without doing my bedding every day too. Although I don’t let my children in my room let alone my bed really.

I can’t believe that someone with four kids has so much time n their hands.

@JuliaSways

Men who watch porn are "into" squirting.

For Women who do this involuntarily whilst aroused, it's just a part of sex. It isn't a huge shower of juices blasting out of your vagina as porn would have people believe.

That's not entirely accurate!

@Baileys123

I personally couldn't lie in it and my youngest is only 6 months. It would repulse me to lie in it. To those who insulted me for it yez must be dirt bags to lie in stained bedding

🤣😂🤣

These people who claim to have no mess, where does it all go then? I find that fascinating.

Into a tissue, which you use before everything seeps out. It isn’t difficult to keep a box of tissues or some look roll nearby.

I find it fascinating that it hasn't occurred to you keep some tissues handy to mop up immediately afterwards @Looubylou.

I thought everyone did this. Much easier than changing the bedding or washing loads of towels. TBH the idea of getting a towel out to DTD on sounds rather clinical. Do people really just lie in the damp patch afterwards?

Blossomtoes 🤫🤫🤫

I love how all of those who don't bother with a towel or anything get so wound up over the fact that some of us do. You're obviously not squirrels.. but why does it bother you whether someone uses a towel 🤣 it's quite amusing.

Squirrels... BBQs.... stuffed aubergines...

I'm really late to this thread and it's been a fun catch up 🤣

Not exaggerated if your a squitter.

@Shodan

Never mind the sheets- I've had to change the stair carpet twice in the last year.

Sex is very expensive.

Haha invest in a vax cheaper in the long run.

Isn't squirting just pissing?

Absolutely not, there's no piss involved

Not exaggerated if your a squitter

Squitter sounds like someone who shits the bed, in which case you should absolutely change the sheets.

@Regularsizedrudy Leeks? What's wrong with a good old cucumber, or a banana or even a butternut squash, depending on the size of the fanjo of course.
This thread has got it all .....sex blankets, towels, squirrels, squirters, bin vags, snapping sheets......
Who needs porn hub?!? 😂

@Bakewelltart987 he’ll do himself serious damage popping it into a Vax- at least get something off brand with less suction

@Chikapu

Isn't squirting just pissing?

Absolutely not, there's no piss involved

Not exaggerated if your a squitter

Squitter sounds like someone who shits the bed, in which case you should absolutely change the sheets.

Actually there often is urine involved in squirting. Not that the person has pissed themselves, but small amounts (or larger) do come out when you squirt.

@Sufficientlyfed I don't know about others, but I usually just use the nearest bit of discarded clothing. Usually a sock or something.

Which bit?

Sorry the quote didn't work, that was to @CandyLeBonBon

I am so late to the sex blanket party...
Has anyone enquired with @MNHQ whether this would qualify for a "classic" nomination yet?

@Trinacham

Well I tend to be one of those women who makes quite a bit of mess which I don't want to seep into the mattress... so yes, I do have to pause it midway just to grab the towel! 😏 also don't like sleeping in the wet patches..

Not just me then

@Benjispruce5

I hugely doubt the majority of women on here complaining of wet sheets are getting them because they ‘squirt’.

I 100% do. My DH does it inside me. It's me who makes the mess.

I’m jealous of all the squirters

I agree with @peboh as I read that some piss is involved in squirting however I always seem to need a wee so it can't be all piss