I am the queen of useless, expensive buys. Some have been:
Burberry Mac - wanted to look all sophisticated and Parisienne. It made me look like a tree trunk. Sold it after a year, wore it twice so £400 per wear.
Slender tone bum shorts. I suspected they over promised, and indeed they did. Completely useless.
Trinity NuFace. £300 and no perceptible difference at all.
I paid £500 for a session of NLP when I was having debilitating panic attacks. The guy promised to cure them. Guess what, he didn’t. I was in my 20s and on a low wage so I really felt that one, but I was desperate.
Veja Roraima high tops. The most uncomfortable shoes I have ever owned, they live in my wardrobe after the first wear.
And my current bugbear, I paid the dentist for a teeth whitening course. Got the moulds done etc. I can’t actually use it as the gel gives me shooting nerve pain after 30 minutes, it’s torture. Am seeing the dentist next week to see what can be done, otherwise that’s £350 down the drain.
I’m usually a bargain hunter and get some great stuff in charity shops and the sales. It’s when I decide to treat myself it all goes wrong…
On the other hand, I love my Philips Lumea and Babyliss Big Hair!