I did the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done today. Guess what it was?

[MagnoliaPaintedWalls]

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

@MagnoliaPaintedWalls

Today I did probably the most Mumsnetty thing I've ever done. Am the first to admit that when I read about it on Mumsnet I was deeply skeptical, but after today I'm converted. Go on, guess what it was?

... Name changed for this thread?

Diagram! Need a diagram!

Did you get a yoni massage off a man called Brian?

@DartmoorChef

Left the bastard

😁

Bleaching skirting boards is one that must have passed me by.
How does one do this without marking the carpets?

Got all your ducks in a row?
Found the missing ironing board?

How do you safely bleach skirting boards (asking for a friend)

We have a poo dog dustpan and brush for old dog who occasionally drops a little package or has the trots. Written on the brush with indelible marker is the word Pooh Only. OH uses the normal dustpan and brush every bloody time 🤬

What's Brian's contact number? Asking for a friend.

Enjoyed the company of your MIL?

Did you take in some ironing?

Reading this thread has been like meeting up with old friends

Left the bastard because he left poo crumbs in bed?

Had 'picky bits' for tea?

@BakedTattie

A poo knife is a knife for cutting up excessively large turds that cannot be flushed away.

Sometimes referred to as poo stick or in our house, metal coat hanger 😂

How is a poo knife a thing?? Who does turds that big??

Apparently, people that eat pineapples are better off, so even if you don’t like them, put one in the fruit bowl so others think you are wealthy.

A whole bowl full of oranges with the leaves on, or a cake stand with only lemons on it does a similar job.

Got your ducks in a row

Bum sex at center parcs has me roaring with laughter so much so DP asked wtf I was laughing at

Whispered ‘penetration’ at the opportune moment....

@OverByYer

Bleaching skirting boards is one that must have passed me by. How does one do this without marking the carpets?

To be fair, it might have been quite an obscure reference, but it's definitely popped up a few times. I think the original Mumsnetter who mentioned it was talking about how little they'd managed to get done in a day's cleaning and when they listed what they'd done, bleaching the skirting boards was on there. Oh, how I scoffed, at the time. But now...well...it was so good I started a thread about it.

@CrumblyCrimble

Whole new wardrobe from Biden? Don't!!

This is my new favourite typo. Imagine, a whole new wardrobe, designed by Joe Biden. Sigh, a girl can dream.

@SmellyOldPartridgeinaPearTree

Shouted A&E NOW at some one

Crying 🤣🤣🤣

Shit bricks or boiled your piss?

Alternatively have you tried a sling?

Changed your name to Jesus and drove a cabbage van to Mexico to steal a house?

Something about puddles. I've been here two years and I still want to know about that story!