Cheese boards ffs light hearted

[Anonmummyoftwo]

Has the cheese board obsession taken over everywhere or just where I live. In the past month iv had at least 8 people try talk me into buying a cheese board off them, I don’t even like cheese. Iv just had a girl I went to school with message me saying she’s doing them and a bloody price list, I ignored the messages. If I tell them I don’t like cheese they try convince me to at least try. The prices are mad and if I really wanted one I could get the stuff in Tesco for half the price.
Has the cheese boards taken over everywhere or do different areas have different fads?

People trying to sell you cheese boards as in actual cheese selections, not just a wooden board?
If so, I presume it’s the latest branching out of sweet boxes / munchie boxes / afternoon tea / picnic boxes.
I think you can’t blame people for trying to make a living, if they try to sell in a way that’s not intrusive or aggressive.
I’d be cheesed off with them trying to persuade me though!
Could they brie any ruder?
I Camembert pushy salespeople.

You don't like cheese!?!!!

@Cocomarine

People trying to sell you cheese boards as in actual cheese selections, not just a wooden board? If so, I presume it’s the latest branching out of sweet boxes / munchie boxes / afternoon tea / picnic boxes. I think you can’t blame people for trying to make a living, if they try to sell in a way that’s not intrusive or aggressive. I’d be cheesed off with them trying to persuade me though! Could they brie any ruder? I Camembert pushy salespeople.

😂

@GsSar

You don't like cheese!?!!!

And this 🤣

I want people to try to sell me cheese, I'd much rather that than wax melts!

Although if you say no they should leave you alone. Maybe retaliate with Juiceplus or homemade Christmas gonks?

@GsSar

You don't like cheese!?!!!

☝️☝️☝️this .....😮😮😮🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Cocomarine

People trying to sell you cheese boards as in actual cheese selections, not just a wooden board? If so, I presume it’s the latest branching out of sweet boxes / munchie boxes / afternoon tea / picnic boxes. I think you can’t blame people for trying to make a living, if they try to sell in a way that’s not intrusive or aggressive. I’d be cheesed off with them trying to persuade me though! Could they brie any ruder? I Camembert pushy salespeople.

😂😂😂. thanks for this, @Cocomarine. Needed a laugh today!

At least they won’t be selling you stale sweets in a cardboard box. Cheese is a step up.

@cakecakecheese

I want people to try to sell me cheese, I'd much rather that than wax melts!

God yes. I’ve swerved my acquaintance who is heavily into scentsy or however the fuck you spell it.

I might reconsider if she was selling cheese.

@Cocomarine

People trying to sell you cheese boards as in actual cheese selections, not just a wooden board? If so, I presume it’s the latest branching out of sweet boxes / munchie boxes / afternoon tea / picnic boxes. I think you can’t blame people for trying to make a living, if they try to sell in a way that’s not intrusive or aggressive. I’d be cheesed off with them trying to persuade me though! Could they brie any ruder? I Camembert pushy salespeople.

😂😂

@cakecakecheese

I want people to try to sell me cheese, I'd much rather that than wax melts!

Omg the wax melts sellers drive me mad to lol

I like a bit of cheese on toast but that’s it lol

People trying to sell you cheese?! The audacity. I'd go emmental.

(Kidding, I adore cheese. Send them my way).

@Cocomarine

People trying to sell you cheese boards as in actual cheese selections, not just a wooden board? If so, I presume it’s the latest branching out of sweet boxes / munchie boxes / afternoon tea / picnic boxes. I think you can’t blame people for trying to make a living, if they try to sell in a way that’s not intrusive or aggressive. I’d be cheesed off with them trying to persuade me though! Could they brie any ruder? I Camembert pushy salespeople.

😂😂😂

She’s got Edam cheek, trying to flog you a cheese board.

Jeez around here it's "grazing boards" they look absolutely fucking putrid. Bits of chopped up pork pie stuffed next to grapes, with a few twirls thrown in.
The women selling them look like absolute swanky cows you wouldn't lodge a dog with.
If FB wasn't fuxked I'd find you a picture.
The Huns seem to be buying them, I wonder if it's something to do with buying each others crap in order to claim to be self employed for some reason. I really can't fathom it.

@Blahdyblahbla those grazing boards look horrendous

I can honestly, hand on heart say that in my 36 years of life, no one has ever actively tried to sell me cheese. I've bought cheese, sure, but I've never had a hard cheese sell. Im borderline offended.

@ButYouGottaHaveASkillJeff

People trying to sell you cheese?! The audacity. I'd go emmental.

(Kidding, I adore cheese. Send them my way).

Emmental 🤣😭

I don't want their cheese. But it would be nice to be asked...

I can't get past you don't like cheese!

NO DISCUSSION OF CHEESE MAY EVER BE LIGHT HEARTED

@JovialNickname

NO DISCUSSION OF CHEESE MAY EVER BE LIGHT HEARTED

😂 Tis serious business indeed. I can't get over op not liking cheese tbf

I don’t even like cheese. YABU!!!

The women selling them look like absolute swanky cows you wouldn't lodge a dog with.

Is that a typo? Did you mean skanky? Either way swanky cows has tickled me this evening.