The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Theresa Wood, best part is that's her married name.

Orthodontist was Gordon Bennett.
Lad in dd's class many years ago Rory Lyons..
Woodwork teacher was Mr Sander.

We had a teacher in the 70s called Arthur Pound

I've met Dr Nurse and Dr Proctor.

A girl from the town I used to live in married a guy who's surname was Dick. Mildly entertaining at that but her first name is Henrietta.
Definitely wouldn't have changed my name if I was her 😂

Lovely lady I knew called Marjorie Dawes. Married name, so definitely not deliberate!

Went to school with a James Dean and a Tom Jones. This was in the 80s/90s so it’s not like Mr. and Mrs. Dean and Mr. and Mrs. Jones didn’t know about the famous namesakes of their lovely little babies

Also know an Amber who married a Mr. Skye and a Laura who married a Mr. Laurie.

Mary Shave.

I know of a secondary school boy whose first and last name in his own regional language reads perfectly innocently when written down. When it is pronounced in the English version, it is extremely rude. Really bad. And a total unfortunate coincidence.

I know a girl called Iona swan ( I own a swan )

The weirdest name I've come across was William Williams - not very original..

You probably won’t believe me but I swear on my kid’s lives that I knew a solicitor called Robin Money.

I've met Dr Nurse and Dr Proctor

Thats funny, I've known a Nurse Doctor!

Dr Gentle, he was a lovely old GP when I was a kid. He really lived up to his name.

Louise (known as Lou) Rowles. She was delighted to get married.

A German girl called Silka Pants
An RE teacher called Mr Priest

Dentist…. Mr Savage

Maida Smellie

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Theresa Wood, best part is that's her married name.

I used to work with a Theresa Green, I didn't even hear it as funny until I mentioned to my friend that I was on the early shift with Theresa Green and my friend thought I was joking. Once it was pointed out to me it was impossible to unhear.

I had to really think about Henrietta Dick .

Iona McIntosh
V D Clapp
William Ankerson

A Dutch person called Tiny Kok.

Isla Whyte
Paul McCartney

Eileen Over. Married name.

Lauren Bush of the US Bush family married one of Ralph Lauren's family becoming Lauren Bush Lauren

I met a Mrs Christmas once she was decidedly not festive.

Also not necessarily funny names but worked at a place where the emails presented as "surname, forename"

Having colleagues with the surnames Farmer, Long, Paynter, Brown gave rise to some good jokes when emails came through.

Used to work with someone called Rusty Rench.