The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

@DisappearingGirl

Another (real) Chinese one - Chester Zhu

Love that one 😂

An American called Randy Staines.

I knew a Mr Champagne once.

My husband used to work with Randy Bumgaardener

He went to uni with a Chris Peacock

My personal favourite was a CV I had from a candidate called Godknows

I know a Theresa Green. Also brothers called Sonny and Shael.

Happy Ghosh used to make me smile (in a good way) every time I heard it, and I couldn't say his name without saying the whole thing

Someone I went to school with married a Mr Onions. I wouldn't have taken his name.

I know an Alison Allison. Married name, husband was happy for her to not take it but she chose to.

I also know a Dr De'ath

Not funny but daft. Twin boys Jamie and Oliver, different parents called their dc Charlie and Lola.

Oh and someone called Nevermind.

@Mrstamborineman

Not funny but daft. Twin boys Jamie and Oliver, different parents called their dc Charlie and Lola.

I knew some twins called Ronnie and Reggie ....

@Mrstamborineman

Not funny but daft. Twin boys Jamie and Oliver, different parents called their dc Charlie and Lola.

Topsy & Tim will be next

I worked with a Mr Glasscock, he pronounced it glas”sick”. Was Glasscock written down.
Mr C Lyons.
Podiatrist Ms Walker

Lecturer called Richard Goodenough. Known as Dick.
Unfortunately named child: Izmam Zahoor
A Dr De'Ath
Taught a Michael Jackson and a James Brown (early noughties)

My mum has a friend called Trixie Sneyd, which I can hear only in Gollum's voice.

@Twizbe…. Ronnie and Reggie :-( poor kids.
My aunt has Samuel and Samantha.

I worked somewhere , that you called people to a desk , however the girl covering it that day , went over to the man rather than call his name . Mr. Kunt .

Apple Tang

I know someone called James James.

Mrs Loveluck
My brother in law quipped that she didn't look as if she'd had much of either.

Hetty Dick? I don’t get it.

I have sometimes received emails at work from a PR agency lady called 'Jeanie Powers' - I wonder if she grants wishes?!

In a previous job, we had a client who's name was C Mycock. We really should have put his full name on the file!

We had a local GP called Dr Pepper!

@EmergencyPoncho omg thank you 🙈 haha

In the police an officer called PC De'Ath

I've met people in Accounts called Ms Cashman and Ms Ledger ;a primary school teacher called Mrs Littlechild; and a gardener called Mrs Green. There were early/mid 20th century neurology textbooks by authors called Brain and Head, and there is a book on animal behaviour by Fox and Tiger (yes, really). There is a law firm in Warwickshire called Wright Hassall; read it aloud and it just about sums up any situation where one might need to consult a lawyer!

Old neighbour….
Strawberry Morberry