The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

@TrampolineForMrKite

Went to school with a James Dean and a Tom Jones. This was in the 80s/90s so it’s not like Mr. and Mrs. Dean and Mr. and Mrs. Jones didn’t know about the famous namesakes of their lovely little babies

Also know an Amber who married a Mr. Skye and a Laura who married a Mr. Laurie.

I once taught a James Bond, he looked just like the Milky Bar kid though.

Have also taught an Alexander Bell and a Jacob Marley!

Once taught a boy called Jack-Boy too!

Some parents really don't seem to think through what they call their children!

I was at college with a boy called Justin Casey - no idea wha his parents were thinking

Carol Service

Mr Slaughter

@Mytooferts

With many of these I'm left thinking "only in the UK". That's all I'm saying.

Horrible thread.

I am sure that other languages also have some funny names, not everything only occurs in the UK, there's a whole world out there for the unblinkered.

Ms Bottoms 😳

One of my first jobs was as a PA for a boss called Dick Ryder.

It was hard not to burst out laughing when saying, 'Dick Ryder's office'.

I was at school with Michael hunt, never shortened to Mike...
And my brother was at school with a very unfortunate boy called Roger Mee
Naive parents...

We nearly had a Prime Minister called Major-Ball, but his dad changed it to just Major. Just as well, really - can you imagine all the newspaper quips about Major-Ball making a Major Balls-up? There were MPs called Terry Dicks and Michael Cocks and they once stood against each other in the same constituency!

I met a girl called Princess Love, once! American.

can anyone explain the Henrietta Dick one? I'm slow on the uptake

My dads dentist, Emma Dale
My dentist, Mr Butcher 😳

Oh and a mr. Snowball! Tee hee

A hotel manager in Bali called "Gérard Hotelier" (lovely too he was)

A girl called Scarlett Amber Green

Went to school with a girl called Falcon Hawkins, with a brother called Kestrel

@MouseRoar

can anyone explain the Henrietta Dick one? I'm slow on the uptake

I’m assuming it’s Henry ate a dick

Worked with a Cherry Orchard and a Sophie Brophy

@YolandiFuckinVisser

I used to work with Helen Heaven.

Also worked with Martin Inge, his work email address was minge@....

I worked with a Helen Heaven until recently…

I once bought a car from Bill Board

Girl at DC's Primary School called Iona Lake
Friends got married when she was 8 months pregnant, called the son Justin, their surname was Tyme . . . They thought it was hilarious

Kid who lives not far from me named Treehouse.

At work- Cherry Berry and Dr Roughley

@MouseRoar

can anyone explain the Henrietta Dick one? I'm slow on the uptake

Henry ate (et) a dick.

I know of a brother and sister
Phil McCann and sister Carrie McCann

Might be outing, but there's a kid in my dd's class called George Bush.