The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Also someone with the last name Onion.

She gets very cross and say it's O'nion. Even her husband has said it's ONION. Why take the name if you're that bothered.

Oh yes, a Dr called Anil! Apparently pronounced 'A-Neal'

Malena as a 1st name makes me chuckle and revolt- its a dreadful, gastric problem causing putrid smelling, black, tarry, bloody stools!!!!

@MartyHart

Dr Gentle, he was a lovely old GP when I was a kid. He really lived up to his name.

He wasn't called Stanley was he? North Yorkshire? If so,I know his daughter, also Dr Gentle, she's a (now retired) paediatrician!!

I knew 'Theresa Green' :)

Not really funny, but I once knew a girl called 'Lovely' and I just thought that was the best and loveliest name ever :)

Went to school with a Chris Cross and a Briony Pickles.

Best one though is Annette who married Mr Curtains.

A guy who came in to the cafe I worked in years ago called Koffee Thyme

My cousin-in-law (is that a thing?) is called Matt White. Always makes me giggle.

I knew an Edmund Blackadder (but his parents couldn't have known when he was born, that was bad luck).

I once interviewed someone called Wankere. Poor bloke!

With many of these I'm left thinking "only in the UK". That's all I'm saying.

Horrible thread.

There was a baby on the ward when I had my son called Harry Bowes.

Can someone spell out Teresa Green for me, I don't get it

I used to work with Helen Heaven.

Also worked with Martin Inge, his work email address was minge@....

My dad had a friend called Nick Back. This genuis then named his sons Luke and Zack

DH once met a Mrs Wardrobe in a furniture shop.

I once worked with a Jenny Taylor.

@HereIfYouNeedMe it sounds like
Trees are Green!

@HereIfYouNeedMe

Can someone spell out Teresa Green for me, I don't get it

Trees are green

When bored at work we used to look for comic names in the directory. Best one was Willy Dangles Never had to deal with him thankfully - not sure I could have kept a straight face!

@HereIfYouNeedMe

Can someone spell out Teresa Green for me, I don't get it

Trees are green 😉

XX Wankling
Teresa Green
Heidi Piddel (PiddELL not Piddle)

Isn't this a bit mean,,,,?

A professor of metallurgy called Mr lrons.

I had a relationship with a David Davidson when I was younger.

He had sadly been adopted as a young child and, because of his age, his adoptive parents (The Davidsons) retained his birth name (David).

I knew a Jack Harder at school

DH used to work with someone called A Nutter. His name was on his office door.

My dad once taught a girl called Alfo Margaret. He asked her mum where the first name came from, and apparently the girl,was conceived in a graveyard, and when she knew she’d fallen pregnant, she went back to look at the gravestone where it had happened, to look at the names. She decided she would use the names on the stone - which said:

Here Lies John Smith,

Also Margaret, his wife.

But the S in also was an archaic font, which looked like a long, lower-case f - so she read it as the name being Alfo Margaret.