Sayings on MN that you cannot stand!

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Inspired/copied/due to lack of my own ideas

What phrases/come backs/irritating things do people say on MN?

A bimble where I live is a mooch, so a mooch on town or round a garden centre.

I hate hate hate DH, DD, DS

If they were a "darling" the DH wouldn't be cheating, the "darling daughter" wouldn't be driving you insane or "darling son" wouldn't be close to giving you a nervous breakdown

These initials are ridiculous

'Sending unmumsnetty hugs' - given how often these are given, can't they just be hugs now?

Not actual sayings but just when people are really unnecessarily rude in their response. It's highly unlikely they would speak to someone like that in real life and it's just mean.

Roasties, veggies, yorkies.

Everything already mentioned!
And the incorrect use of 'myself' grrrrrr but I'm aware that isn't limited to MN

Screaming........all the fucking screaming, when "shouting" or "raising their voice" is actually what they mean.

Screaming is what Janet Leigh does in the shower scene from Psycho.

If people are actually doing this on a day to day basis then they need some serious help.