Sayings on MN that you cannot stand!

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Inspired/copied/due to lack of my own ideas

What phrases/come backs/irritating things do people say on MN?

Just need to get on with it now (about pandemic (usually uttered by us4them types who for some unfathomable reason think no mitigations in schools will help cause less disruption)

'And so it begins.'

'Let that sink in.'

(So bloody smug.)

'Hubby.' obviously.

@VanGoSunflowers

I hate it when you disagree with someone and they say “I’m entitled to my opinion”

Well yes, and so am I. My opinion is that I disagree with your opinion.

Or when you get into a debate with someone and get told that 'Waah! You're gaslighting me!'

Maybe if you don't want people to disagree with and debate your points, don't post on a public forum?

Bile yer heid is nothing like and certainly not a 'version' of that annoying other phrase.

I also hate it when people end a sentence with “simples”
And anyone who refers to someone as a ‘drama llama’

I hate ‘are you on glue’. It’s not funny, outdated and doesn’t even make sense

Also hate it when someone wants to type a counter argument and starts the post with ‘sigh’

@Abitofalark

To me it means pretty much the same, maybe a slight difference.

I've never actually told anyone to Bile yer heid though

'You're just jealous'
No, I think XYZ is a vacuous waste of money although I could easily afford it...

Based on this thread we could delete about 80% of MN posts

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards

Based on this thread we could delete about 80% of MN posts

I think that some dislike certain sayings but quite a few use the sayings so assume that they like them or feel it makes them sound a certain way...

Some IMO make the poster look silly or a bit of a prat. But they obviously like the saying since presumably they wouldn't use unless it's done to annoy.

I sometimes wonder how these people crying and shaking after someone told them to move out of the way at the Aldi checkout react to the type of thing I’d cry and shake at.

Like I got in a car accident with my two youngest a few years ago where we were hit by a drunk driver and pushed into the other side of the road. Luckily the road was empty but when I got out of the car I saw the road and I was crying and shaking. If I’d used all that up at Aldi I imagine I’d just need to scream at the sky and turn into Godzilla or something at a car crash/house fire/actual traumatic event.

i am literally laughing out loud at "let that sink in"

OP always makes me think of tshirts (ocean pacific)
and if someone said "time to bath baby" i would think they're talking about dirty dancing

i can't BEAR "right .... so here is my massively long paragraph". the "right" really irks me.

Jeez you lot are a miserable bunch.

Genuinely curious - goady fucker.

Let's call him/we'll call him - no fuck off, back space out of thread and hide.
Ditto hubs, hubby and the like.
Ditto floods of tears, just no.
Ditto shaking & crying, FFS.

Anxiety - am I the only one who doesn't have it?

Hormonal -WTF?

Bloody hobbies that are outing - who cares? We all know it's cycling.

Baby instead of the baby
Choc instead of chocolate
Brought/bought enrages me
Reached out
Curated

Also, 'cop yourself on' or similar and 'grinds my gears'.

And 'a red lip', 'a smart trouser' usually found on S&B.

I feel old today. ZOMG has been around for ages.

I also grew up using Wedding Breakfast... and is my most over -used emoji

Oh, chavvy annoys me (except when it's something I do. Then I'm delighted).

Boobing the baby - sounds like you're going your small child with your tit.

Boobing the baby - sounds like your hitting your small child with your tit.

The only time I cry and shake is after a particularly intense orgasm

Run for the hills

'and rightly so'
'methinks'
Both are reliable wanker indicators.