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CF part two. Voldemutt and the philosopher's bone

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Purplewishes · 27/08/2021 15:12

Can't actually believe this has needed a second thread.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4331756-CF-DSD-DSDs-mum-and-dog

For any new stragglers jumping on for the ride I will try and summerise.
DSD has a dog at her mum's. Dog pisses and shits on the floor.
I'm up to my tits with my own kids with a toddler and newborn twins.
DH ex asked me to walk dog, I said absolutely fucking not.
Been lies and twisted truths about who's looking after dog.
DHs ex has fucked off on holiday anyway.
dSD has taken responsibility for walking dog but need DH to ferry her back and forward
Dog has now been renamed as voldemutt
DH has been told if voldemutt crosses the door he will be drop kicked out the door.
Once again to reiterate I'm having fuck all to do with voldemutt and plan to just sit back and watch the drama unfold (while drinking wine)

So where did we leave off?
DH took DSD at half 5 to her house to walk the dog before school no problem. The plan we were told was that a nice caring neighbour was going to walk voldemutt while DSD at school.

I was out with twins today with a friend with the buggys and we went a scenic route (this was about half 11) and who do I see walking voldemutt??????? DSD.

DSD should be at school (were in Scotland) so I'm guessing that DSD has dogged school in order to be there to walk voldemutt and there was never a neighbour involved. Now DSD didn't see me and I haven't mentioned it to her or to DH yet but I have full intentions of asking her how her day at school was when she gets home and then firing a million detailed questions about her day to see at what point she admits she was not at school.

OP posts:
GileadTurnsYouIntoABitOfACunt · 30/08/2021 21:24

UnGoogled

OP has been outed, she's not going to share any more info now

When & how was the OP "outed"?
And "outed" as what?

UnGoogled · 30/08/2021 21:24

Read her posts 🤷🏼‍♀️

GileadTurnsYouIntoABitOfACunt · 30/08/2021 21:54

I have, I've been following the thread from the start. I just don't remember her saying that.
I'll have a scroll back.

JacquelineCarlyle · 30/08/2021 22:22

I don't remember seeing that either @GileadTurnsYouIntoABitOfACunt

HJ40 · 30/08/2021 22:31

Buried in the middle of the last post amongst all the Harry Potter prose.

billy1966 · 30/08/2021 22:33

I am in real awe of your creativity and clarity with 3 babies.

Well done.👏👏

Zanina · 30/08/2021 22:51

I was reading this thread, had a baby and have come back to finish this wonderful masterpiece.

OP you're a legend and this is defo going down as a classic.

Does anyone fancy emailing the threads to JK Rowling. Think she could do with cheering up

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 31/08/2021 04:15

Yes, OP does say she was outed in her last post

"On another note I have been outed with this thread and had someone I know ask me about it. Luckily she's another member of the order and is not planning on going to the ministry about it. Thank fuck."

Pity, I too would have liked to have known more about the backlash for the ex!

GileadTurnsYouIntoABitOfACunt · 31/08/2021 05:12

HJ40

Buried in the middle of the last post amongst all the Harry Potter prose

That's how I missed it. The Harry Potter rubbish bired me! Grin

GileadTurnsYouIntoABitOfACunt · 31/08/2021 05:13

bored not bired!

JacquelineCarlyle · 31/08/2021 09:15

Me too @GileadTurnsYouIntoABitOfACunt

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