Rule given to be a God Parent

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My DD has been asked by her friend to be a God Parent to her child.
This Friend has stipulated that all the GPs have to agree to see the child on Mondays Wednesdays and Saturdays
or Tuesdays Thursdays and Sundays.
Must agree to take said child away at least once a year. And she wants it in writing. Also proof that they were baptised
in a church. This friends wedding had silly ideas and now this. One bridesmaid was told that she needed to loose 3 stone
or not be one. Her mum wasn't in hardly any photos as she wasn't stylish??? No children at the wedding.
DD explained that as she works full time has 3 children of her own will not be able to be a GP.
Friend has now cut off DD and 2 others from the list.
Is this what the world is coming to.
I can understand that she wants people in her child's life but these rules are ridiculous.

Shes better off NC

Christ…
Iv heard of bridezilla but what fresh hell is this?

No it isn't what the world is coming to. This woman is a lunatic and I'd be very much unfriending her from my life.

This Friend has stipulated that all the GPs have to agree to see the child on Mondays Wednesdays and Saturdays or Tuesdays Thursdays and Sundays.

Some people really do live in their own little worlds, with seemingly zero awareness that other people have their own lives.

She’s batshit. Your DD is much better off without this in her life

Fuck that noise. If I were your daughter I'd be delighted and relieved that this nutter wasn't in my life any more. What a dick.

Christ. I guess it's one way to get free childcare.

Wtf! I have multiple godchildren and two DC of my own. When am I supposed to fit in pesky little tasks such as eating, sleeping and working (according to that schedule)?

That woman is utterly batshit crazy.

Three times a week?! Other than people I live with and colleagues, I can’t think of anyone I physically see that frequently! I would definitely decline!

What on earth is she talking about? Your DD is better off without her.

If the CF has two or more godparents, that’s 6 out of 7 days child care covered!

Does the friend realise Godparent isn't the same as childminder

Your daughters well out of that one

WOW. I have no words for this batshittery. I kind of hope this makes the Daily Fail, as this CF probably reads it.

Well that's one way to get free childcare.

Fuck that.

Be absolutely delighted that friend has dropped contact with your DD. It's a lucky escape for your daughter!
I actually have never come across this strange behaviour before. I'm gobsmacked 😂

That is completely bonkers. I would wonder about the state of her mental health to be honest. Surely no-one can be that self absorbed?

My god children are clearly deprived and have to make do with Christmas and birthday presents plus the occasional ice cream.

She sounds deranged. Your DD is best off keeping a wide berth from her. I somehow think she will have difficulty finding suitable godparents

That's godly of her . She's obviously mad , bad, or sad.

Is this what the world is coming to
Of course it is not. This isnt the norm.

Needing to be baptised is normal for a godparent. The rest is cheeky fuckery of the highest order.

My goodness! She’s batshit

LOL. The only reasonable request there was the proof of baptism, which some churches do ask to see, as godparents must be baptised themselves in some denominations. The rest is batshit crazy.

Absolutely deluded!

I cant believe this. Some of my kids godparents wouldnt see them once a year.

In fact if I could go back in time I would go back and re choose some of them

Poor kids

imagine having to live with a mother like that.

This Friend has stipulated that all the GPs have to agree to see the child on Mondays Wednesdays and Saturdays
or Tuesdays Thursdays and Sundays.

Sounds like someone has an alternating shift pattern & has come up with a creative way to get free childcare