Horrible coasters in otherwise pleasant holiday caravan

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Nasty aren't they? Vulvas? Ulcers or open wounds?

Intestines or ears.

Colon.

Whatever they are, they're revolting.

Fucking hell. Those are truly disgusting.

They look like thin slices of someone's thigh

That reminds me, need to book a smear test.....

Processed smoked ham.

I only clicked on this thread to tell you off for moaning about ugly coasters when you should be grateful for having a holiday at all when many cannot book one for love nor money, but no, those are gross.

@IsobelEd is spot on, these look like thighs sliced thinly.

Only 3 of them??? Not 4?

Are they supposed to look like agate

We've turned them upside down to the cork- backed side

Agate is a lovely idea but they look very 'fleshy/hammy'

I really thought this was going to be a crazy pearl clutching thread but my god, they are VILE.

I'm not sure what's worse.
That someone designed them
That a company thought it fit their target market
That somebody actually bought them
Or that somebody thought they'd be a lovely addition to inflict on visitors to their caravan!

Gone off ham slices. Yuk.

@Sparklfairy

I really thought this was going to be a crazy pearl clutching thread but my god, they are VILE.

I'm not sure what's worse.
That someone designed them
That a company thought it fit their target market
That somebody actually bought them
Or that somebody thought they'd be a lovely addition to inflict on visitors to their caravan!

Exactly! Some company actually produced these abominations. It's mind boggling.

@MrsTerryPratchett

Gone off ham slices. Yuk.

See I'm see aubergine... that's gone off

I'm thinking OXO Tower...

Maybe they are hoping someone will steal them

Weirdest coasters I’ve ever seen. Are you sure they are actually coasters and not something else for another purpose? (not sure what though, scraping barrel for suggestions as can’t believe someone would actually buy coasters that horrible)

@swimlyn. I wonder if they’re staying at CP?

I opened the thread thinking come on how bad could a coaster be......
Very bad apparently. YANBU.

@SpacePotato

That reminds me, need to book a smear test.....

They are unsettling. What are they made of? It looks like diseased wood but if they replicating diseased wood that's even worse. Also concerned there are only 3, has some psychopath stolen one?

Can anyone else see the little Morph man trying to escape?

My first thought was deffo fanjo’s. I’d have to turn them over.