Horrible coasters in otherwise pleasant holiday caravan

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Nasty aren't they? Vulvas? Ulcers or open wounds?

@Lockheart

I mean they're obviously just slices of wood.

They're not to my taste but I could live with them temporarily.

Oh phew, joyless Lockheart has come to clarify that the minging coasters are in fact just slices of wood. 🙄

I mean at least no one would steal them?

I had some placemats just like that in a restaurant once. Baffling! I did have to share a photo on Facebook so maybe that was their intention.

I was going to say Tut least you are on holiday. But well done for braving on those are revolting, The owners need to know

Trophies from the last people to stay in the caravan? Run for your lives!

Horrific

I recognise these….. wait- I rent my caravan…….

Why are there only 3?! Someone has stolen one? Or burnt it.

@JaneJeffer

Can anyone else see the little Morph man trying to escape?

I can't UNsee the little morph man now! 😬

Could be worse, this could be on the patio...

Look like severed ears to me

@WeatherwaxLives

Could be worse, this could be on the patio...

That looks like a skinned cow

I’m not seeing anything disgusting. Looks like a sliced tree to me.

Are they not wood slices?

@WeatherwaxLives

Could be worse, this could be on the patio...

Looks like massive chunks of raw meat!

@Janaih

I had some placemats just like that in a restaurant once. Baffling! I did have to share a photo on Facebook so maybe that was their intention.

I read that as placentas!

I did wonder how bad a coaster could be, hideous apparently! Definitely look like vulvas. The rose quartz furniture looks like massive slabs of meat, yuck!

Well, it’s one way of making sure no one steals the coasters!

It looks like a still from some kind of -oscopy video.

@Nohomemadecandles

Ae they trophies from a serial killer? They look like ears...

Was thinking that...

Good luck op

Mick Jagger's mouth.

😂😂Bluetrews

Wow op! I visited a caravan in Scotland with these exact same coasters. Much discussion had about what they represented

I thought agate too. Rather ugly agate ….

You realise that someone who went to great lengths to find them is now crying into their coffee