Horrible coasters in otherwise pleasant holiday caravan

[chipfork]

Nasty aren't they? Vulvas? Ulcers or open wounds?

@Twofurrycats

I opened the thread thinking come on how bad could a coaster be...... Very bad apparently. YANBU.

I thought the same but they are really bad lol

I genuinely cannot believe they are that bad. I thought this has got to be someone being ott but they actually turn my stomach a bit not envy

Horrible. Put them in the back of a cupboard and just use some sturdy kitchen roll to put cups on ( so it doesn't make a Mark !)
They would ruin my break !! Lol 😂

[quote chipfork]**@Peachypeaches* and @brokenbiscuitsx* thank you, looks like they are olive wood [/quote]
The Range’s product buyers were probably having a laugh that day 🤣

I think the same firm might have designed the covers for some corporate brochures we had at work a few years back. Line management refused point blank to issue them.

Was tutting over the title of this thread and going ‘first world problems’, but then I saw the coasters! . Man but those are disturbing. I hope you are not too traumatised to quietly bury them a safe distance away where no innocent person can find them and be forever changed as a result.

Reminds me of that human body exhibition that was on in London around about 2005.

One of the exhibits was a cross section of constipated bowel. (I'm not sure if that was the person died from)

I love them. 😍🤣❤️

@starwarspyjamas

Reminds me of that human body exhibition that was on in London around about 2005.

One of the exhibits was a cross section of constipated bowel. (I'm not sure if that was the person died from)

I went to that! Bodyworlds it was called I think.

Not cheap though 😬

I've got the smuttiest mind there is and im perplexed by this thread. They look nothing like vulvas or any other part of anything's anatomy to me🤷🏼‍♀️

I can't see the vulva resemblance, but I do think they look very like the pictures you get after you have a colonoscopy!

My Christ that patio furniture!!

I wondered how bad they could be, but yuck. They look fleshy

Perhaps they came from the same company who were selling this trinket bowl on FB?

Could be the premise of a horror movie - family rent a holiday home in a remote area and start realising that the fixtures and fittings resemble severed body parts, starting with the weird looking coasters.....

Does everything else in there look normal OP?!