Horrible coasters in otherwise pleasant holiday caravan

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Nasty aren't they? Vulvas? Ulcers or open wounds?

They may be from a painting, done by Picasso. , but look likes bacon pieces.

They look like deformed ears on a slice of liver sausage from the deli.

Work of the devil.

They’re slices of olive wood. I bought the same ones then swiftly binned them when I had the same realisation!!

Smear test

Jesus, they'd put me off my cup of tea (or wine).

Wrong colour for triffids and definitely off-putting.

It’s these…! I saw them in there and thought the same!!!

@Peachypeaches and @brokenbiscuitsx thank you, looks like they are olive wood

Was going to ask if they’re painted, or that’s just the pattern in the wood?

I came on thinking, how can someone find coasters offensive?
But my goodness those are hideous

The look like dissected/mangled breasts to me. They're awful.

Disgusting.

@IsobelEd

They look like thin slices of someone's thigh

Think mine would be more place mat sized than coaster.

Reminds me of when I finally braved using a mirror to see what damage childbirth had done.

I mean they're obviously just slices of wood.

They're not to my taste but I could live with them temporarily.

That's exactly what my vulva looks like when I display it on the coffee table.
YANBU ask for a discount

I can imagine some one opening them at a lucky-dip work Christmas do and thinking....Christ almighty, these are going straight to the caravan.

Are you going to mention them in your feedback? I think you should!

I am going to buy these for my in laws for their caravan as lovely Christmas gift they don’t like me already

They look like aubergine slices to me.

Those are definitely vulvas

smushed bubble gum

This has given me flashbacks to my pregnancy hemorrhoids

Ae they trophies from a serial killer? They look like ears...