AIBU to tell you all that I got darked on...

[blaisealex]

Last night I was so hot, I couldn't sleep. So, I grabbed a pillow and slept on the grass in the garden. I got darked on and spiders rubbed their willies on me. And so did my washing that I left out.

Call the Police!

The shame The scandal

You are no longer a member of mumsnet.

Please turn in any and all merchandise and leave in a disgraced fashion

Are you a Spaniel?

What does this even mean

@callmemaybee

What does this even mean

Exactly !!!

YABU to assume all spiders are male

Exactly what it says

You leave your washing out over night, it gets darked on and spiders rub their willies all over your washing risking the chance that you will give birth to millions of mutant spider babies

Are you on glue?

Shocking behaviour

So long as you did it quietly OP so you didn’t disturb your neighbours enjoyment of their gardens

@Soubriquet

Exactly what it says

You leave your washing out over night, it gets darked on and spiders rub their willies all over your washing risking the chance that you will give birth to millions of mutant spider babies

Ahhhhhh

here's to more to come!

Riveting. 🙄

The thought of female spiders laying eggs on me is more scary than being rubbed by spider willies.

(Another sentence I never thought I would say before I had DC and found mumsnet.)

If you sleep on the grass in the garden wouldn't you wake up a bit erm, moist? The dark and the spiders would be the least of my worries. YABU.

Assuming you aren't single, how does your partner feel about you letting random spiders rub their willies on you?

Oh speaking of spider babies who remembers this classic from father Ted?

A fox may have looked at you. Observed your slumber and sniffed your toes.

How did you manage to sleep on the grass? I always get bitten by bugs and woken by things crawling on me!

But YANBU - I left my washing out last night as well, I want the sun to bleach my whites so I'm leaving them out tonight as well!

I assume you survived being darked on otherwise you've posted this thread from beyond the veil

Disgraceful behaviour, you should hang your head in shame, or shade actually 🤣

Worms. Slugs. shudder

Have you been drinking?

Darked on has been a thing on here for aaaages, I’m surprised anyone hasn’t heard the term. Clearly I am over the hill When someone comes on here innocently asking what a penis beaker is I’ll feel geriatric...

Oh, so you don't live in Australia, then! You couldn't do that over there at the moment. (Shudder)