AIBU to tell you all that I got darked on...

[blaisealex]

Last night I was so hot, I couldn't sleep. So, I grabbed a pillow and slept on the grass in the garden. I got darked on and spiders rubbed their willies on me. And so did my washing that I left out.

@RickiTarr I do remember MN when it was witty, now it just feels a bit bristly to me 🤷‍♂️. Been on here 15+ years myself.

@whatwasIgoingtosay Have they hatched ? I thought they came out of one sack ?

Spider STI - get a test!

Not a chance that I would be sleeping outdoors in my neck of the woods! It's scary enough to leave window open a crack 😂

@cricketmum84

Not a chance that I would be sleeping outdoors in my neck of the woods! It's scary enough to leave window open a crack 😂

Same here, if I slept in my garden someone would steal my pillow.

My lurcher got darked on by accident. He was asleep outside and it went dark and he was GENUINELY surprised at this.

Not the smartest dog in the world.

He doesn't like getting sky-wet on him either but will insist on me showing him both exits in case by some tiny chance its not raining out of one of them... He behaves as if sky-wetting is some sort of personal prank I've pulled on him.

@userxx Yes, they've hatched!

I'm shocked, affronted, mortified and appalled. I can't believe you for darked on OP.

I would be more worried about slug penises than spider willies
www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/2015/09/absurd-creature-week-slug-big-penis-mate-upside/amp

[quote whatwasIgoingtosay]@userxx Yes, they've hatched![/quote]

Jesus Christ, I just zoomed in!! Yes, they are well and truly hatched. Will you leave them to their own devices?

Some of us have been around these parts long enough to know!

@RickiTarr Sorry, but I still find 'screaming in the Sistine' funny. I'll get my coat.....