To suspect that Blippi...

[TheScurrilousFunge]

... may in fact be secretly ripped and hiding the body of an Adonis under that bow tie and braces?

He's on a lot in our house at the moment and I can't help noticing some of his athletic moves. It's getting traumatic. He's pretending to be a fucking unicorn and yet I can't stop wondering what's under the clothes.

Help me.

Just google his real name and what he did on YouTube pre blippi and you’ll never look at him the same way again

Yeah google steezy grossman. That will soon sort you out

Didn't he shit on someone or something?

@legalseagull

Didn't he shit on someone or something?

Yep

Eewww Blippi. I wish my kids never discovered this squeeky shit. Literally shit.

To the harlem shake song

Ugh he really creeps me out. I don't let my kids watch him because he gives me weird vibes.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 omg can never look at blippi the same again now!!!!!

@legalseagull

Didn't he shit on someone or something?

Wow - that is truly grim.

It's not just you. He's clearly really fit, he has a lovely flat tum under the shirt and jeans!
And I've watched the video

He and I are basically the same age. We spent 2013 in very different ways 🤔

Love this thread 😂
We've all been through this realisation.

I won't be watching the video as it'll make me sick but I've heard about it.

DD loves blippi but it's reallllly annoying when we are out and she'll see a digger and called it an excavator. But I suppose she's not wrong.

She also calls him bipply.

My dd is 6 nearly 7 and has outgrown blippi now, but she loved him when she was a toddler. We watched all the videos and had two CDs. I am shocked to learn about his past! I had no idea!

DD loves blippi but it's reallllly annoying when we are out and she'll see a digger and called it an excavator. But I suppose she's not wrong.

Haha! My dd was the same!

I found The Video.

It raises more questions than it answers, to be honest.

He did what now?

You bunch of so and so's! Dinosaurs? ROOOOOAR. Dinosaurs ROOOAR we alllll love dinosaurs.

@MammaMiaWallace

He did what now?

Not to put too fine a point on it, he did a big squirty shit on a naked, inexplicably upside-down friend of his with a Harlem Shake soundtrack.

I’ve just googled.

I think you’ve gone Covid-crazy ma’am. He’s a totally average looking dude. What’s making you come over all a-quiver?

@MustardMitt

I’ve just googled.

I think you’ve gone Covid-crazy ma’am. He’s a totally average looking dude. What’s making you come over all a-quiver?

I think it's a combination of lockdown taking its toll, the thrill of what's left to the imagination, and the pure enjoyment of him doing pull-ups as a distraction from the utter drivel he spouts while he's twatting about in a soft play centre.

I cannot stand Blippi. DD (3) has recently discovered him. She tells me she wants to watch him put 'eye-dums' in his 'tote'. All I can think is WTF is this grown ass man doing frolicking around in soft plays.

He's worth $40million!

Thank you, amazing MNers, for validating my decision not to have Blippi on in this house on account of him being very off-putting for no discernible reason. Reason now discerned.

I googled Blippi and my first thought was "that's Timmy Mallett!" Lol