To suspect that Blippi...

[TheScurrilousFunge]

... may in fact be secretly ripped and hiding the body of an Adonis under that bow tie and braces?

He's on a lot in our house at the moment and I can't help noticing some of his athletic moves. It's getting traumatic. He's pretending to be a fucking unicorn and yet I can't stop wondering what's under the clothes.

Help me.

Have you seen his girlfriend? She’s stunning!

He just saw that kids YouTube was a good money maker and jumped on it. Fair play, like the kardashians really. You can tell he’s not really interested in kids - when they come up to him and try and join in you can tell he’s thinking ‘shoo’ 😄 Also he got in trouble for franchising out the live shows so that it was actors playing Blippi the character, rather than the man himself.

Having said that we haven’t banned blippi over the past 4 or so years we’ve been exposed, we have blippi toys, love his Machines album and went to tampa while we were in Florida just so we could take DS to the museum Blippi has a video of 😂 oh and I like Stevin John (real Blippi)‘s Instagram account. You might enjoy that OP

I'm glad other people can see the Justin Timberlake similarity, nobody else has agreed with me!
He's so annoying but DS loves him, I had no idea about the video though

'40 million for prancing about like a dick, and shitting over his mate! 40 million! Mumble mumble arsehole mumble I'd just get arrested mumble'.

I mean for $40million I feel we can expect a little more than just ad libbing and filling in with ‘yeeHEEEaaaahhhhh’ and ‘it’s so-ho-ho COO-hoo-hool’ when he runs out of things to say 😄 EMPLOY A SCRIPT WRITING STEVIN!

Not watching a dump video because YES I think Blippi is a bleedin’ lasher!!! OP you are not wrong!!!

@IceIceCoffee

I think he looks slightly similar to Justin timberlake

I think that too!! Something about his teeth & smile remind me of Justin. I don’t care what he did in his previous life - he kept my toddler happy entertained so I love him 🙂

DS4 found Blippi at the beginning of the first lockdown and my god I wish he hadn’t. We managed to get away in a motorhome at the end of September last year —between lockdowns— and I swear it was just an endless loop of

EXACAVATUUUUUH
Excavatuuuuh

@PolarnOPirate

'40 million for prancing about like a dick, and shitting over his mate! 40 million! Mumble mumble arsehole mumble I'd just get arrested mumble'.

I mean for $40million I feel we can expect a little more than just ad libbing and filling in with ‘yeeHEEEaaaahhhhh’ and ‘it’s so-ho-ho COO-hoo-hool’ when he runs out of things to say 😄 EMPLOY A SCRIPT WRITING STEVIN!

OMG, yes - the constant giggling. It enrages me when Peppa Pig does it and it's a lot more annoying coming from a grown man than it is from an anthropomorphised piglet who is also a total bitch

@WhereIsMyMojo

Not watching a dump video because YES I think Blippi is a bleedin’ lasher!!! OP you are not wrong!!!

It's difficult when the rational part of you is screaming NOOOOOOO but that treacherous lizard brain just won't stop whispering that he probably has abs like a pack of frozen hot cross buns.

Well that was a surprise.

I'd never heard of Blippi so I Googled him and was full sure he was going to be an American rapper

The look on my face when I saw his photo 😂

See - I can’t un-see it!

Also YANBU @TheScurrilousFunge ... I would ...

This may make it a little easier to fancy him despite the poo...

OP I'm the same

I will look some of this stuff up shortly in the hopes of being cured!

He gives me really weird vibes too. Don't like him at all.

Has anyone seen the episode where his fly is down the entire time? Hilarious.

I always wonder about his sidekick Nicky Notes. It’s like he wanted to be in Blink182 and somehow took a wrong turn and ended up writing songs like ‘Horses’.

I found it!! Someone should have told him to do his zip up??

He gave me the creeps before I knew he took a shit on his friend.

Thankfully we're past this stage now.
I said Justin Timberlake looked like blippi too!

@DinoHat

He gave me the creeps before I knew he took a shit on his friend.

I mean, in his defence, I don't think he took his friend by surprise - and really, who's the bigger weirdo? The weirdo who projectile sharts on someone, or the weirdo who lets a weirdo projectile shart on them while they're naked and doing a headstand?

As with many situations: better the shitter than the shittee

Yep. I fancy blippi. Especially when he snowboards

I can forgive calling a digger an excavator. I can sort of forgive calling a fire engine a fire truck. I’m starting to struggle when he calls an ambulance a medic unit but my fuse finally blows when he calls a hexagon a pentagon.

amp.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/entertainment/books-tv-and-movies/im-having-impure-thoughts-about-blippi-and-these-pics-are-why/news-story/e6d3cb1958147a1035a65bf45943416d

Your not the only one it seems