To suspect that Blippi...

[TheScurrilousFunge]

... may in fact be secretly ripped and hiding the body of an Adonis under that bow tie and braces?

He's on a lot in our house at the moment and I can't help noticing some of his athletic moves. It's getting traumatic. He's pretending to be a fucking unicorn and yet I can't stop wondering what's under the clothes.

Help me.

@FrangipaniBlue

I googled Blippi and my first thought was "that's Timmy Mallett!" Lol

A Californian Timmy Mallet!

I mean.....

@FrangipaniBlue

I googled Blippi and my first thought was "that's Timmy Mallett!" Lol

Well, that's that fantasy dead in the water

@MooChops89

I cannot stand Blippi. DD (3) has recently discovered him. She tells me she wants to watch him put 'eye-dums' in his 'tote'. All I can think is WTF is this grown ass man doing frolicking around in soft plays.

He's worth $40million!

I am perfectly aware of how much he earns, my husband has a rant about it every time he sees his face.

'40 million for prancing about like a dick, and shitting over his mate! 40 million! Mumble mumble arsehole mumble I'd just get arrested mumble'.

Have a look at his personal Instagram he posts non blippi photos. He is so rich Google his net worth wow!

Omg that poo video he did is absolutely vile. Wouldn't touch him with a barge pole 🤢

Fucking weirdo.
Not allowed in this house.

I think he looks slightly similar to Justin timberlake

My mind used to wander of on similar lines OP. Fit body and nice eyes. I also agree on the Timberlake similarity.

I didn't know he had shat on someone though...

@BejeweledCrocs

My mind used to wander of on similar lines OP. Fit body and nice eyes. I also agree on the Timberlake similarity.

I didn't know he had shat on someone though...

It does make you look at him differently, I find.

I think he was in the US Navy? That might explain the trim figure.

He absolutely does my head in though, comes across very false to me. But DS loves him

He comes across as not actually liking children at all in a lot of the blippi videos. You can see it in his face and the way he looks at them. He always sent my internal warning signal off and knowing a out this poo dance video thing just makes it worse.

@Tigger85 ‘poo dance’ 😂😂😂

Was the video in a shower or was my ex just being a dick and showing me sickening videos?

A friend showed me a picture of him in an Ibiza club with her friend. He looked totally different and super hot.

I've no idea who he is (sounds like I'm not missing anything) but I still remember from ds1's machinery obsession that many "diggers" go by other names.
Backhoe or backhoe loader if there's a bucket on the front. 360 excavator. Long reach excavator. Suction excavator. Bagger 288 is some other type of excavator that I don't remember the name of.

So, calling a digger an excavator isn't wrong, in many cases!

@GrandTheftWalrus

Was the video in a shower or was my ex just being a dick and showing me sickening videos?

He stood on the toilet and basically projectile sharted at Upside-Down Man, who was indeed propped up next to a cubicle type shower.

Search for Blippi after dark on Facebook. Hilarious

Is Blippi the modern day equivalent of Sporticus? (So glad I don’t have to watch this kids shite any more)

@BeautifulStar

Is Blippi the modern day equivalent of Sporticus? (So glad I don’t have to watch this kids shite any more)

I think he may be worse. Like the lovechild of Bill Nye the Science Guy and a manic Timmy Mallett.

@BeautifulStar

Is Blippi the modern day equivalent of Sporticus? (So glad I don’t have to watch this kids shite any more)

He's like Mr Tumble, if Mr T learned how to put down the cream cakes, but on the flipside had shat over Robert the Robot.....

YES! He's Mr. Tumble! But worse in every conceivable way!

Oh dear DD4 absolutely LOVES him. Shame.

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Hey dirt! See ya later.....