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To suspect that Blippi...

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TheScurrilousFunge · 15/02/2021 16:04

... may in fact be secretly ripped and hiding the body of an Adonis under that bow tie and braces?

He's on a lot in our house at the moment and I can't help noticing some of his athletic moves. It's getting traumatic. He's pretending to be a fucking unicorn and yet I can't stop wondering what's under the clothes.

Help me.

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TheScurrilousFunge · 15/02/2021 22:19

[quote Callingallmajortoms]amp.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/entertainment/books-tv-and-movies/im-having-impure-thoughts-about-blippi-and-these-pics-are-why/news-story/e6d3cb1958147a1035a65bf45943416d[/quote]
I absolutely hadn't already seen that article after googling 'Stevin John topless'.

That never happened.

Blush
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CigarsofthePharoahs · 15/02/2021 22:20

I'm glad my youngest has got past his Blippi obsession. Now we have someone called Ryan who is also annoying and a cartoon song about tacos, raining tacos and a taco robot. Over and over.
I've ordered some tacos in the shopping this week. I hoping he'll decide he doesn't like them and that will cure the obsession.

Bellabelloo · 15/02/2021 22:27

Can someone share the link?! 😮

dozydoo · 15/02/2021 22:29

I cannot find the video of him shitting in his mate (vile curiosity!)

ChocBeforeCock · 15/02/2021 22:32

I don’t think I’m allowed to link to Reddit but if you google Harlem Shake Poop then go to the Reddit posts where people have asked for links you’ll find it!

insertcleverusername · 15/02/2021 22:34

I cannot stand the guy, but I couldn't help delighting in the episode where the lady who works in the insect section of a zoo, gleefully handed him a cockroach to hold; you could tell he absolutely hated it, but he really tried to hide it with some unconvincing squeals and some words about how this cockroach was being nice to him, because he was being nice to it Grin

Callingallmajortoms · 15/02/2021 22:35

Yeah Op sure you didn't search that 😅 might want to clear your internet history your on the road to horny jail

SuddenArborealStop · 15/02/2021 22:41

He's so insincere and he doesn't even have the decency to practise his silly walk you can see the gears turning in his head, Timmy mallet was way more professional! YouTube "broke" in our house so I'd be rid of him and next thing I know amazon prime made fecking compilation videos Angry

AprilThe8th · 15/02/2021 22:44

I had to endure blippi a few years ago when ds was a toddler.The Halloween song is very catchy though.

I hope noone has any weird findings on Steve from Steve and Maggie I'd be gutted I found that YouTube duo strangely soothing for some reason

dozydoo · 15/02/2021 22:51

Can someone pm me a link?

GreenSlide · 15/02/2021 23:37

@ghislaine

I always wonder about his sidekick Nicky Notes. It’s like he wanted to be in Blink182 and somehow took a wrong turn and ended up writing songs like ‘Horses’.
I often think Nicky Notes has a really sexy voice Blush good song writer too.
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