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To think that Trump will be sewing prawns into the curtains of The White House

91 replies

ThatsWhatIdo · 06/11/2020 22:58

And other passive aggressive revenge tactics?

What else is he going to do before he leaves in January?

(Lighthearted)

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MolotovMocktail · 06/11/2020 22:59

Totally. Also cling film over all the toilet seats.

JovialNickname · 06/11/2020 23:00

You're assuming he's going to voluntarily leave!! I think he's going to refuse to give back the keys and make them physically remove him.

JustAnotherPoster00 · 06/11/2020 23:01

Toothpaste on the underside of every door handle in the place

Mypathtriedtokillme · 06/11/2020 23:02

Well apparently he shits himself on a regular basis so their might be Used depends left in the Lincoln bed.

dontlikebeards · 06/11/2020 23:02

He is probably removing the light bulbs as we speak!

NoSleepTil · 06/11/2020 23:04

I’ll bet you a shiny silver sixpence that he won’t go to Biden’s inauguration

Gancanny · 06/11/2020 23:04

Cress seeds in all the carpets, four breeding pairs of mice released into each wing, expanding foam sprayed into all of the external drains.

I also think he'll refused to leave, will refuse to acknowledge that Biden has won, and will refuse to attend the inauguration.

longwayoff · 06/11/2020 23:05

Pee on all the carpets and leaves all bath taps running as he leaves the White House.

AnneLovesGilbert · 06/11/2020 23:06

Not in the lighthearted spirit but he’s doing his best to start a civil war with his baseless accusations and undermining of the democratic process. Leaving a scorched America is quite the revenge.

SeasonallySnowyPeasant · 06/11/2020 23:07

Get some NRA nutters to 'defend' the White House and do a Hitler during the standoff?

Bamaluz · 06/11/2020 23:07

I said earlier as we watched the news that he would probably torch the place.

Not passive aggressive at all but full on batshit.

MrsPernicious · 06/11/2020 23:10

I'm assuming he will have to be removed at some point. Whether it is before or after the expected date is up for debate

Stillfunny · 06/11/2020 23:10

Remove the letter B from all the keyboards. Rumoured that White House staff did this with W when Bush came in.

Mypathtriedtokillme · 06/11/2020 23:11

He doesn’t need to burn down the Whitehouse.
He’s burning down the country instead.

He does need to worry about being homeless now any legal protection given while being president will be gone

ThatsWhatIdo · 06/11/2020 23:14

Some of these are making me laugh.

How about spreading mashed Weetabix on the security cars’ windscreens?

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Pollynextdoor · 06/11/2020 23:17

Toast with jam in the DVD player.

GlummyMcGlummerson · 06/11/2020 23:18

I reckon he'll have a 💩 then wipe his bum on the carpet around the Oval Office like a dog.

37weekswithno2 · 06/11/2020 23:19

I definitely don't think he'll go quietly or with any grace

lioncitygirl · 06/11/2020 23:21

Remove all the batteries from the clocks. 😂

CoRhona · 06/11/2020 23:26

This will be him, definitely...

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Itslookinglikeabeautifulday · 06/11/2020 23:27

He’ll build a wall around the White House (and make America pay). And smear on lots of self-tan, before wiping it off on the curtains to leave his mark. He’ll also superglue the buttons on any built-in radio/TV so no one can listen to all that “fake news” about how he’s lost.

Butterer · 06/11/2020 23:31

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Justajot · 06/11/2020 23:33

I think it might be more practical to seal him in there with some staff and run it like The Truman Show. No need for him to know it's all over and he gets to star in another reality show. We can all move on, but occasionally switch over to watching him thinking he's still president and have a giggle.

littledrummergirl · 06/11/2020 23:34

He'll refuse to leave and have to be evicted.

Iwonder777 · 06/11/2020 23:34

Just woke up

Has he officially lost now for sure ?

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