To think that Trump will be sewing prawns into the curtains of The White House

[ThatsWhatIdo]

And other passive aggressive revenge tactics?

What else is he going to do before he leaves in January?

(Lighthearted)

He'll probably go into a frenzy of cutting up his suits and leaving his best bottles of Diet Coke on other people's doorsteps.
Then, when he's finished, the orange mist will slowly subside, he'll look around and the satisfied grin will slowly turn to puzzlement, then horror...
"Wrong way round - so bad. Really bad"

He'll take his Presidential Sharpie and draw googly eyes on all the portraits of past presidents

I think he’ll have shit fit proclaiming the “fakers” have ruined him.
I foresee him proclaiming He MUST stay on as de facto president to keep the country from falling.

@Justajot

I've just realised that Melania has to do the Christmas trees again. She's already done the "hell" theme. What's going to he this year's?

Melania's already packing. This year's theme will be divorce number 3.

Tradition is to leave a letter on the desk for the incoming president.

‘Dear Sleepy Joe.....’

YANBU. He may poo under the West Wing beds. He mostly poos from his mouth anyway.

Have I just become a poo troll? 🤔

He is definitely not going to do a deep clean and leave a nice bottle of wine and a card.

@Justajot

I've just realised that Melania has to do the Christmas trees again. She's already done the "hell" theme. What's going to he this year's?

This year's theme is Fuck California

Apparently he’ll step down and Mike Pence will become interim president so that he can pardon Trump.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/trump-lose-2020-election-biden-polls-predictions-michael-cohen-b421047.html

There will be no passive aggressive tactics where Donald Trump is concerned.
Hes going to absolutely lose his mind. We will see lots of BIG angry outbursts, there will be new legal challenges bought to Biden and his party for Bidens entire term, we will be hearing about the "stolen election" for a long time.

He will be forcefully dragged from the White House in a white coat, once theyve managed to gain access to the oval office, where he will try to claim squatters rights.

Ok I'm getting carried away now, but itll all be big anger, big meltdowns, I dont think he will be able to do the small passive aggressive things..and if he does realise that people just didnt choose him, my god hes going to be incessant at how ungrateful people are after he fixed covid, fixed the economy, was the greatest human who ever lived, American jesus.

I love the idea of having him as a reality show! He was always vaguely entertaining until he had power for real.

I reckon he’ll just throw an epic tantrum in the Oval Office and get carried out rambling ‘bad man! Nasty man!’

I also think Melania must have an escape plan formed by now, surely? The woman’s spent the last four years with a face like a smacked arse and clearly didn’t view her career as a jobbing gold digger culminating in becoming FLOTUS. Melania, love, if you follow MN at all - run! Run like the wind!

He’s definitely at least doing a shit on the desk in the Oval Office.

I can see a scar face ending on the balcony of the white house and whilst technically still president, people won't be know what to do inside.....

He'll be in the amo cupboard with junior....

Welcome to my little friend....

I reckon he is definitely shredding everything and deleting files like crazy.

I wonder if the Secret Service have powers to use force on defeated Presidents who refuse to leave the White House?

He will replace all the Grand Cru in the Whitehouse cellars with vinegar and Ribena (saved up from his beakers) and flush all his old wigs and merkins down the bog to create giant fatbergs to block the sewers.

He'll have to be dragged out, kicking and screaming.
Once out, he'll probably take to social media and blab all the classified stuff that presidents come to learn.
If he does, he'll have a tragic accident. 🤷‍♀️

OMG - will Trump spill the beans about the truth about aliens? 👽

😂😂 I was thinking more along the lines of dodgy dealings and sneaky negotiations.

Middle finger shaped cactus on the oval office desk.

The letter to Biden will be one of those pranks that makes a loud noise when unfolded.

Definitely no passive aggression to be expected, no passive anything from DT. I anticipate lots of legal battles and tweets that will be increasingly unhinged. It'll be interesting now the Murdoch-owned press are dropping him like a warm turd. He'll need to increase the contractual benefits to his entourage to maintain his ego.

Suspect he will be being advised to step down, then Pence can pardon him, then he can skip away to some golf course to continue pretending to be successful and bigly smart. So smart.

In reality I think despite it being the smart thing to do, it means admitting he has lost and handing the shiny badge of NUMBER 1 BEST PRESIDENT I WON YOU DIDNT HAHA NEE NER NEE NER voluntarily to someone else...

Im not sure that even to save his own skin, he can do that.

If he does, I bet he will claim its for some other reason 'oh ive got a health problem and ive been advised by drs to do this...' some wriggling and squirming of that nature.

And I think he's going try and break as much stuff as he can, physically, legally, before he has to go.

Wow, you don’t think he’s going to get a giant spray can and draw giant cocks on the front of The White House, do you?

I hope whatever happens they keep him well away from launch buttons and nuclear codes.

I reckon he'll train the annual reprieved Thanksgiving turkey into an attack animal who goes for the kill on hearing the word "Biden".