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To think that Trump will be sewing prawns into the curtains of The White House

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ThatsWhatIdo · 06/11/2020 22:58

And other passive aggressive revenge tactics?

What else is he going to do before he leaves in January?

(Lighthearted)

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DianaT1969 · 06/11/2020 23:36

I think he'll flounce off to a gold club before the result is called in order to pretend he is living his best life.

Justajot · 06/11/2020 23:37

I've just realised that Melania has to do the Christmas trees again. She's already done the "hell" theme. What's going to he this year's?

Butterer · 06/11/2020 23:37

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Ratbum · 06/11/2020 23:42

Aside from the really gross, I think he'll try taking souvenirs, like art pieces, etc. I hear he's in considerable debt.

Breastfeedingworries · 06/11/2020 23:43

The the link that would be him Grin showed it to my mum and we both laughed 🤣

AnythingLegalConsidered · 06/11/2020 23:46

Like he can sew Grin

LoganRoy · 06/11/2020 23:48

I've just realised that Melania has to do the Christmas trees again.

I think he’ll get her to Superglue all her Christmas decorations onto the walls and floors etc.

MiddleClassProblem · 06/11/2020 23:50

It makes sense he’s a good sewer as he does that shape with his hands a lot. Something to fall back on.

EnjoyingTheSilence · 06/11/2020 23:52

Can someone not drug him, put him in a fake White House and let him think he’s still the president?

TottyonTyne · 06/11/2020 23:52

I think it might be more practical to seal him in there with some staff and run it like The Truman Show. No need for him to know it's all over and he gets to star in another reality show. We can all move on, but occasionally switch over to watching him thinking he's still president and have a giggle

Brilliant!

ilovecardigans · 06/11/2020 23:53

Hopefully the only things that the odious orange fucker will be sewing in the near future will be mailbags. In pris!!!

Please, oh please.

Wintereconomyplan · 06/11/2020 23:56

Love that vid!

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MiddleClassProblem · 07/11/2020 00:00

😂 Too much wine to blame for that apt typo

Larvava · 07/11/2020 00:01

There will be tours of the White House in 100 years time and they’ll be showing visitors around like “and here is where the marble in the Oval Office was reconstructed in the year of 2020, after disgraced president Trump took a sledgehammer to it.”

LoganRoy · 07/11/2020 00:08

“and here is where the marble in the Oval Office was reconstructed in the year of 2020, after disgraced president Trump took a sledgehammer to it.”

I think he’ll do it just before they leave so they have to do 60 Minute Makeover: The White House edition before Joe comes in.

PerkingFaintly · 07/11/2020 00:51

@EnjoyingTheSilence

Can someone not drug him, put him in a fake White House and let him think he’s still the president?
I've been suggesting this for at least a year!Grin

Don't think you'd even need the drugs...

PigletJohn · 07/11/2020 01:01

Presumably Melania's contract says she is not permitted to resign all the time he is POTUS.

22Giraffes · 07/11/2020 01:18

@Justajot

I think it might be more practical to seal him in there with some staff and run it like The Truman Show. No need for him to know it's all over and he gets to star in another reality show. We can all move on, but occasionally switch over to watching him thinking he's still president and have a giggle.
This is brilliant!
minou123 · 07/11/2020 01:24

I reckon it'll be like that tv show Cant pay? We'll take it away. With those 2 old geezers, gently but firmly, telling Trump the landlord is evicting him and he needs to go.
They may even give him contact details for the local council

SonjaHeniesTutu · 07/11/2020 01:57

Somehow I always think of Cosmo Lavish when I read about trump's antics.

Can't make up my mind which one is Pucci though, Kellyanne or Don Jr? Screeching without having anything of value to say, hmm, it's a tough choice.

TheNestedIf · 07/11/2020 02:34

Upper deckers in every single toilet in the bunker at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, definitely, shortly after he starts WWIII on his last day.

Feelinglost006 · 07/11/2020 04:55

Full on Michael Douglas from falling down !

Very entertaining to watch this all unfold. Mans unhinged

BruceAndNosh · 07/11/2020 05:16

He'll be creeping out at night to plant spring bulbs in the lawn of the newly renovated Rose Garden. Come the spring there will be a penis shaped host of golden daffodils

ThatsWhatIdo · 07/11/2020 07:20

Hilarious -Bruce or maybe he’ll become artistic with the weed killer and spray a giant knob in the lawns.

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