We can certainly go with the Carroll theme.
There is a lobster in Alice's Adventures. There is a song called the 'Lobster Quadrille' and a dance to go with it. The song, which turns out to not make sense as a quadrille is sung by Mitch McConnell the Mock Turtle.
Back to the present there is this from a couple of days ago.
edition.cnn.com/2020/09/09/politics/jared-kushner-trump-rage-book/index.html
'Washington (CNN)Jared Kushner gives surprising insight into his father-in-law in legendary journalist Bob Woodward's new book "Rage." Kushner says one of the best ways to understand President Donald Trump is to study the Cheshire Cat from "Alice in Wonderland."
Woodward quotes Kushner paraphrasing the Cheshire Cat as a way of making sense of Trump's chaotic style of management, saying, "If you don't know where you're going, any path will get you there."'
But the last word should not go to any of the Trumpers:
E. Jean Carroll
9 Sep
'TO DONALD J. TRUMP
Sir, I and my attorney Robbie Kaplan, are ready! So is every woman who has ever been silenced! So is every American citizen who has been trampled by Bill Barr and the DOJ!
BRING IT!'
www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/nyregion/donald-trump-jean-carroll-lawsuit-rape.html