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This government don’t give a shit about schools or your kids

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noblegiraffe · 20/08/2020 19:11

AIBU to think that the government have fucked up literally everything to do with schools and education this year?

Evidence:

Chaotic school closures and keyworker provision (couldn’t decide what a keyworker was until the very last minute)

Forgot that kids on free school meals would go hungry so heads had to go round delivering sandwiches while the DfE put together an utterly shambolic voucher system that crashed and was pretty unusable.

Issued no guidelines for minimum education requirements during lockdown leading to vastly different provision between schools. Even Ofsted said they couldn’t judge schools on lockdown provision as there were no standards to judge them against.

Had to be shamed into u-turning on their insistence that free school meal children should go hungry during the holidays by a celebrity footballer (well done Marcus Rashford you absolute star)

Fed stories to friendly newspapers about schools re-opening in May to judge public reaction, leading to anxiety and uncertainty among parents and school staff

Announced that primary schools would open to all pupils before the summer holidays, an announcement that had surely not been run past anyone who worked in schools given that under the government’s own guidelines for schools for bubbles of 15 and no rotas, this would require double the classrooms and double the teachers available. Then backtracked on this a few weeks later (getting the friendly press to blame the unions) again creating uncertainty, anxiety and disappointment for parents and pupils.

Ignored education select committee questions about Ofqual’s algorithm when they raised issues in July

Lied and said they didn’t have early access to the data from Ofqual’s algorithm

When Scotland u-turned on their use of an algorithm, instead of making a considered response, came out with the bizarre notion that kids could use their mock grades - a suggestion that had obviously never been put past anyone who worked in schools. Again.

Took 5 days to realise that their mock suggestion created more problems than it solved, then u-turned on awarding CAGs creating problems for Y12 next year.

Fed stories to the friendly press that the unions are blocking the re-opening of schools in September so if it goes tits-up, they can blame them again (unions are asking for a ‘plan B’ in the case of local lockdowns, and for working conditions comparable to those of all other workers, no strike action has been proposed or balloted for so they couldn’t block re-opening even if they wanted to)

Blamed Ofqual for the algorithm they were told to create (prioritising statistics over teacher assessment)

Branded a teacher payrise that was agreed back in January a ‘reward for work during lockdown’, knowing this was incorrect, and deliberately fuelling outrage that they themselves had caused by having no minimum requirements for education in lockdown leading to vastly different provision.

Not funding this payrise so teachers probably won’t get it as otherwise it will lead to redundancies for other staff members due to having to fund it from already dire staffing budgets.

Issued guidelines that said that schools should reopen with increased cleaning schedules, increased handwashing, hand sanitising but providing no extra funding for this.

Instructed heads not to take any measures that would improve safety but would require more space (e.g. use of village halls) or not have pupils in full time (rotas, staggered timetables).

Didn’t realise that kids wouldn’t be able to get to school on public transport under current social distancing requirements as there aren’t enough buses until three weeks before schools reopened, and decided to throw £40 million to LAs to sort this (what? buy more buses?) so that they could blame the LAs when it inevitably goes wrong and kids can’t get to school.

And these are the people currently running a campaign to convince parents that they are capable of re-opening schools safely.

YABU: I have full confidence in the government and am perfectly happy with how things have gone so far

YANBU: It is mind-boggling how incompetent they have been, and how little thought they have given to the education of the nation’s children.

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DateLoaf · 21/08/2020 22:00

I agree with your OP completely

StaffAssociationRepresentative · 21/08/2020 22:02

@askmehowiknow

Oh wow. You're calling the BAME a twat. Please god tell me you're not a teacher trying to inspire our young people *@StaffAssociationRepresentative*
I think you are deflecting. Maybe you voted for them.

(not sure referring to the Attorney General as the BAME is quite PC - what about Dishy Rishi?)

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:02

@StaffAssociationRepresentative

Oh and we have forgotten Gove and the unelected Cummings who are giving out government contracts to their mates to support OFQUAL.

Public First who whatever they are called - another bunch of twats.

Well their pairing when Gove was in charge of education should have been a warning.

A dangerous pair

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:04

[quote noblegiraffe]Gavin - no
Boris - invisible
Grant Shapps - so hated by the Dept of Transport they imposed quarantine on Spain to avoid him for two weeks
Priti Patel - omg
Liz Truss - summat about Brie
Dominic Raab - Dilbert Principle
Matt Hancock - LOL
Rishi - hmm, I enjoyed my dinner but money for schools?
Suella Braverman - put Dom Cummings above the law
Gove - [/quote]
She did noble then went very quiet and ignored everyone's emails.

Since come out on FB posting pictures of her all over town and then just gets hammered by people demanding responses to her emails.

Someone said people shouldn't distract from her message and I said if she responded in private to private emails then people wouldn't have to publicly shame her for not WinkGrin

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:06

Staff Grin

I'm laughing at someone linking a wiki page to someone I've met loads of times as if I don't know her. Confused

askmehowiknow · 21/08/2020 22:07

@itsgettingweird

Staff Grin

I'm laughing at someone linking a wiki page to someone I've met loads of times as if I don't know her. Confused

Not many people have Grin

Your reference to the 'darling' then. Explain?!

askmehowiknow · 21/08/2020 22:08

Do you refer to your make seniors in a similar condescending fashion I wonder?

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:08

I read this morning they have a contract to a company listed in companies house as having £100 assets (or whatever it's called) and the conincidence of how they've never produced the good they had contracts for - government has been offered cheaper contract - at cost and on non profit from another company.
And the names of the company were linked to top politicians and had spoken together at pro Brexit talks.

It's so corrupt you couldn't even make it up

netflixismysidehustle · 21/08/2020 22:09

That Gove video 😂

Somebody else who needs an eye test at Barnard Castle (or he could just put his specs on)

SmileEachDay · 21/08/2020 22:09

Hang on.

It’s up to 12%.

I had an email today from a parent asking when I plan to start English catch up classes.

I mean, I’ve got my out of office on but should I forward it to Gav?

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:10

The same way I describe my son as "darling" when he's being anything but.

It means nothing beyond sarcasm of someone's behaviour.

Nothing to see here Grin

Iamnotthe1 · 21/08/2020 22:11

@askmehowiknow

Oh wow. You're calling the BAME a twat. Please god tell me you're not a teacher trying to inspire our young people *@StaffAssociationRepresentative*
Sorry... did... did you just refer to a person as "the BAME"?
itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:11

@SmileEachDay

Hang on.

It’s up to 12%.

I had an email today from a parent asking when I plan to start English catch up classes.

I mean, I’ve got my out of office on but should I forward it to Gav?

That would actually be quite interesting.

Unless he's also hiding in a bell tent in the edge of a cliff and also "out of office"

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:13

I am don't bite. 1) out of respect to noble and 2) because it isn't worth it.

This thread is about governments failures in education and nobles very factual and accurate 31 points stating them.

Iamnotthe1 · 21/08/2020 22:13

@SmileEachDay

Hang on.

It’s up to 12%.

I had an email today from a parent asking when I plan to start English catch up classes.

I mean, I’ve got my out of office on but should I forward it to Gav?

Definitely. I'm certain that he'd want to deal with it personally seeing as how all other official bodies seem to misunderstand what he is saying.
askmehowiknow · 21/08/2020 22:14

Typo. Obviously?

Or wouldn't make sense

@itsgettingweird

noblegiraffe · 21/08/2020 22:14

Hang on.

It’s up to 12%

👀

And yet they still aren’t posting rebuttals.

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SmileEachDay · 21/08/2020 22:16

And yet they still aren’t posting rebuttals

I IKNOW.

Down to 11% again.

I reckon the 1% is Gav. He can’t decide if he’s shit or not.

Iamnotthe1 · 21/08/2020 22:16

So given that Gav clearly isn't up to the role, are there any current Tory MPs (backbench or front) who we think would be able to do a decent job?

itsgettingweird · 21/08/2020 22:17

@SmileEachDay

And yet they still aren’t posting rebuttals

I IKNOW.

Down to 11% again.

I reckon the 1% is Gav. He can’t decide if he’s shit or not.

Gav.

Let me be the first to help you.

You're shit Grin

StaffAssociationRepresentative · 21/08/2020 22:18

Full cabinet list here - for those not sure how to wiki lol

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_the_United_Kingdom

StaffAssociationRepresentative · 21/08/2020 22:20

And if for some reason your dont know who your MP is

members.parliament.uk/FindYourMP

Piggywaspushed · 21/08/2020 22:21

I do sometimes pine after Cameron and Clegg. Is there a shame emoji?

Iamnotthe1 · 21/08/2020 22:21

@StaffAssociationRepresentative

For a second, I thought you were posting those as answers to my question with Gove as your top pick 😂