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To think a demon has attacked me in my sleep

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Sparklfairy · 15/06/2020 19:20

I woke up with three parallel scratch marks on my collarbone. Don't be silly, I hear you say, you just scratched yourself in your sleep. Except I have a horrible habit of biting my nails down to the quick, they are useless stubs that can't even scratch an itch when I want them to.

I have not been near any branches or pets with claws. The only logical conclusion is of course, a demon.

Am I doomed? This is how all the horror movies start isn't it?

To think a demon has attacked me in my sleep
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Sparklfairy · 16/06/2020 00:19

@priya38 I just googled and one of the images brought me to a page that said:

The mark of three lines or scratches signifies destruction and is the mark of a demon.

It says I need Jesus in my life and it's my only hope. I'm fucked.

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Sparklfairy · 16/06/2020 00:22

@YouSayWhat do I redeem myself at all if I say the background isn't bedding but an old shirt used as a rather unattractive nightie?

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Wineandpyjamas · 16/06/2020 00:53

I’m sorry OP - you’re totally doomed.

Set a sage bush on fire in your bedroom - it’s your only hope. Added bonus: if your house burns down due to said sage bush it may well take the demon with it.

Furries · 16/06/2020 00:53

@Giganticshark - Derek Acorah is no longer of this realm, he now resides with those that he used to communicate with. Hmm, maybe he’s trying to make his presence known!

NewtonPulsifer · 16/06/2020 01:29

There is a simple test to see if the demon has infected your blood. Shine a torch against the back of your hand and fingers. If you see a red glow through your hand, kinda like the Ready Brek glow, then you’re fucked. Grin

Sparklfairy · 16/06/2020 01:32

@NewtonPulsifer okay first of all, how do you know this?! and second, I'm too scared to try Grin

@Giganticshark yours is easy. It's obviously spiders walking across your eyebrows wearing stilettos.

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Tinkerbell456 · 16/06/2020 02:07

Definitely demonic in origin. Satan wants you for his bride op. All you have to do is find a nice priest willing to take your foul Hellish companion on board and chuck himself down some steps.

snowqu33n · 16/06/2020 02:16

Maybe check your house for rats.
Or, you have a cat but don’t know it.
Look on YouTube for “I don’t own a cat” videos for examples of this phenomenon

Sobeyondthehills · 16/06/2020 02:38

Has a blue box recently appeared anywhere near you?

If so, its an alien if not its a demon

1forAll74 · 16/06/2020 02:42

Do you sleep with the window open, it might have been a stray bat, they look horrible, and can go for the neck area.

Euclid · 16/06/2020 02:47

Get some garlic and a Crucifix. Dracula! Have you seen any bats?

TheMysteriousJackelope · 16/06/2020 02:53

As a young man, my father had a Siamese cat that used to let itself into his neighbors' houses, hide in their drawers and eat their socks. I had a cat that used to hide in the spare bedroom in the early evening, reappearing at 3.00 a.m. to crawl across DMIL's face when she stayed with us. So just because you don't have a cat, doesn't mean it isn't a cat.

On the other hand don't read 'Casting the Runes' by MR James, the scene where he finds a face under his pillow will freak you out.

MashedSpud · 16/06/2020 04:06

The curse of the hangnail?

🧟‍♀️

Thepigeonsarecoming · 16/06/2020 04:25

I googled this, yes I am that bored and found this 😂

‘According to my research, the three parallel scratches symbolize destruction or the desire to "destroy." But what is meant to be destroyed? We, the marked humans, are the intended targets. The demonic forces administering the scratches prey on our corruption. God tells us that "the devils go to and fro, seeking whom they may devour." So for us, the only way we could stop this phenomenon from continuing was by surrendering to Jesus Christ. How do we know this to be true? We called to Him, and even though we disregarded His ways, He answered.

How We Stopped the Scratches From Recurring
After several months of making the right decisions in life and becoming more aware and obedient to God's moral laws, we were set free! We are living proof that Jesus Christ is our guide and our Savior!’

OprahSaysNah · 16/06/2020 04:56

Since the witching hour has passed and OP hasn't been back, I think it's only sensible to conclude that she has been dragged to the demon's lair.

It was nice knowing you, Sparklfairy!

Newjez · 16/06/2020 06:50

@Ispywithmycynicaleye

They are definitely demon scratches. You have been marked OP, time to call the priest Wink
Damn it, aren't the churches still closed?

Do priests do deliveries?

BSintolerant · 16/06/2020 07:24

@Newjez oddly enough they do! Every diocese has a Ministry of Deliverance to deliver people from evil. Grin

www.cofe-worcester.org.uk/deliverance-ministry.php

ThighThighofthigh · 16/06/2020 07:49

I'll pray for you 🙏

YouSayWhat · 16/06/2020 07:55

OP, the shirt makes it worse

Given the choice between a bat, a rat and a demon, I’d take the demon.

Happynow001 · 16/06/2020 07:58

@NewtonPulsifer
Shine a torch against the back of your hand and fingers. If you see a red glow through your hand, kinda like the Ready Brek glow, then you’re fucked.
Phew - I'm OK!! 🤣🤣

Bathbedandbeyond · 16/06/2020 08:18
Grin
AlaskaThunderfuckHiiiiiiiii · 16/06/2020 08:26

Annabelle? What’s the history of your house? Any old men die in a chair or witches outside? You can’t even phone the warrens anymore, pity it may have been the next conjuring movie Grin

ProseccoBubbleFantasies · 16/06/2020 09:11

She's dead, isn't she ⚰🥀

Zaphodsotherhead · 16/06/2020 09:35

Hmm. Not sure about the red. You know what happens to the red shirts in Star Trek... they are the first to go...

Well, we will all sit back and see what happens to you. If it's demons, you're up first.

zingally · 16/06/2020 10:01

You'd be amazed how easy it can be to do yourself an injury in the night!

On holiday with my mum last year, I woke her up in the middle of the night because I was scratching my arms to pieces! Literally, arm up like a flag pole, proper going to town on it!

And a few months ago, I woke up to blood in my bed, to find that I'd taken a chunk out of my elbow overnight! Figured I'd whacked it on the bed post, but don't really know!

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