To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

[Carolduckingbaskin]

Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

Can anyone link to the sex pond thread - I seem to have missed it!

TSC! It was TheSecondComing!

Phew.

@TomNook

What is UCM?

I came on here to mention "Fuck off then you Spud Cunt" but someone beat me to it

I love the response to the name Elaine 😂

Anyone got a link for the womans minge by the pool thread? I remember reading it and crying. It is just so mortifying and brilliant at the same time!

What's UCM? Can ppl link some of these threads- need a laugh!

The one where the poster accidentally creosoted a pigeion and someone commented that the pigeon (now brown) would go home and confuse its friends and family until another pigeon said "Paul? Is that you?"

I know it’s not a response but the Sistine chapel one made me laugh for ages.

Some of these have made me properly lol though. 🤣🤣🤣

Prangles.

My first thought was all the responses to driving Manuel 😂 "I learn eet from a booook", it made me howl!

Also, "boil in the vag curry" 😂😂😂 It was the OP some way into the thread and the whole thing derailed completely! Cackling to myself thinking about it 😂

This one. I liked it so much that I took a screenshot

I've a friend called Hugo - I shall never look at him in the same way again

@Thelnebriati the Hugo thread is hilarious, thank you!

@applesauce1 that is ace

Love the Hugo thread

@Bloodybridget @MrsDoylesTeaBags
There's another ace Classic thread, it doesn't really fit the OP thread so please excuse the derail and enjoy;
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3106919-Anyone-want-to-come-and-mourn-the-reality-vs-expectation-of-new-purchases-with-me?pg=1

I just had to look my favourite up. There was a thread last year about a female climate change protester who was manhandled out of an event by Mark Field. There was a lot of disagreement as to whether it was justified and an increasing amount of ‘what if...’ on the thread. @MaudBaileysGreenTurban replied as below, I laughed about it for ages!

“What if she'd been armed?
What if she had grabbed a table knife?
What if she'd been wearing a hat, made of FIRE ANTS??
What if her hair was ALL SNAKES???
What if she'd been 9ft tall and full of POISONOUS JELLY??!!!11?!!1!“

When someone came back to their own zombie thread to recommend the cardi she'd been asking about for a special occasion 😂

f'uck off cuntychops' slipped out at a work zoom meeting from my won mouth recently.

Thankfully everyone thought it was hilarious. (I was speaking about some shitty people in a different company who were causing us no end of trouble).

This thread has made me laugh out loud so much. Especially the table sitting there like a cunt and the brown pigeon 😂😂😂

Recent PandaHorse thread. Or was it a DragonBoat....

I'm now off to read the Hugo thread. This thread is just what I need this afternoon.

Ihope 😂😂😂😂

Hey, I was going to say 'my yoni says noni', but have been beaten to it. That still makes me laugh!

Omg Hugoslavia I'm done 😂

@BelieveInPeople that’s perfect response to “what if” fuckery!