To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

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Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

On the ‘Do you like your husband’s penis?’ thread, many hilarious responses but the best was
‘I really liked my ex husband’s penis, but I wasn’t keen on the useless bit of skin on the end of it. What’s it called again? Oh yes, that’s right, Alan’

Why don't you stop being such a huge cunt? I reckon your mother should have thought twice before having you, because you've turned out to be a right gobshite

I cackled at that one too because the person totally deserved it

So many over the years and it's hard to remember them all - great to have the reminders on here - the badger thread included, (sett me off too at the time).

@Sparklingplasters 'r u on glu' is now a very common phrase amongst my friends - it even came up on my wedding day when I said (after a LOT of champagne) I could definitely go to the toilet by myself, with no need for a bridesmaid to hold my dress up.

Doesn't go down so well when it accidentally slips out in the office though...

Recent thread where a couple of posters said a show's title/name wrong (I was one of them). One poster was clearly peeved and let us know in no uncertain terms what the show is called instead "FFS!".

Other posters decided to use the wrong name from then on. Talk about a blood boil. I'm still wondering whether to start a thread with the wrong name or not

One fairly recent one has passed into family use here.

The poster had sold her dining room chairs but still had the (now useless) table.

She described it as "sitting there like a cunt"

That was (truly) the fist time I have laughed aloud at anything on the internet while in my own and couldn't wait to share my joy at this wonderful expression.

It has come in very useful since

Just laughed out so loud to this 😂

@Welshmaenad I came on to say cuntydog. I was quite new to MN at the time and I always remember that one

Also the thread about "I think my neighbours are having sex in my hedge" and posters came on to say it was probably hedgehogs and the OP came back to say "I've never heard a hedgehog ask for a finger up the bum"

And I do love a flouncer who comes back and back and back

The MNetter who said her post-birth vag looked like a punched lasagne. I still every time I think of it.

Gosh that Hugo thread actually made me lol. This thread already needs to go in classics.

Quite recently there was an aggressive poster in AIBU wanging on about "the office snitch" and what to do about her. Someone replied "Snitches get stitches. Shank her in the toilets." It made me laugh out loud.

I was reading a thread the other day about a neighbour using her WiFi and how to stop it etc, 3/4 pages long of people saying change the password, which she had done and posted quite a few updates too, but people still kept repeating the same info of changing the passwords and others were going mental at them, shouting RTFT and then going nuts if anyone dared to say "change the password" was almost as funny as cancel the cheque haha

There was a thread late on a Saturday night from an OP who claimed she'd caught her lodger shagging his 'bird' in the living room and the responses were hilarious. 'RSPB! NOW!' And 'Who's a pretty girl?'

Recently, chavvy sex pond was pretty funny.

@spaghetti123

I remember the baby thread! And warming up the baby wipes on the radiator!

@Thelnebriati thank you so much- had never seen the Hugo thread before

Someone mentioned this earlier...but until my dying day it will be

I AM CANADIAN

you had to be there...but honestly, atbthe time, it was hilarious.

& of course Gertoff's (who I miss terribly)

Ya minge, ya minge

They'd gone swimming & she was at the side of the pool, but hadn't put on her bikini bottoms, her OH was shouting at her from the pool!

Quite an old thread, but OP was a bit stunned at having witnessed a fight between two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair.

Almost the first response - 'Are you in Scotland?' And she was .

Still makes me laugh.

Snippets from the WiFi neighbour thread

On the thread where the OP could see a spooky face in her mirror, some posters warned her that burglars sometimes press their faces against windows when checking out a house and this could be similar so she should contact the police.

@WorraLiberty commented along the lines of I can just imagine the police officer's reaction when you say "everytime I look in the mirror I can see a face!"

I laughed so hard at that

Punch the cake!

Shank her in the toilets has just made me howl!

and Manuel

ah a much needed laugh.

Either several responses in the T Rex in Asda thread or the poster who had a colleague who always tried to go one better.

If someone says they had been to Tenerife, she would have been to Elevenerife.

Just wanted to say the one about the hedgehog kinky sex has made me LOL and had to read it to my DP too.....

IncrediblySadToo ' your minge' wasn't GetOrf, it was.... oh damn, the one who called everyone Dude? Who was she?

Damn damn damn that's going to bug me now!

0blio I have no memory of that!

Oh this is amazing I love this thread, another vote for snapped and farted 😂