To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

[Carolduckingbaskin]

Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

That rude poem thread was brilliant favourite comment from some exasperated poster - just tell him “sit on my face you beardy fucker”.

Thelnebriati
I've just remembered the one where a journalist accidentally copy-pasted the instructions from her editor instead of the goady post s/he was supposed to write, but I don't have a link.

@TheInebriati

I found it!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3331982-Radio-station-presenter-bullies-woman-off-the-air?pg=1

(Full disclosure: it took me 2 days to find it. I'm either tenacious or trying to avoid doing my work )

Oh you utter star!

I followed the link to the Hugo thread and totally lost it. I have never laughed so much over a name. I only read it half way through as I couldn’t see for the tears rolling down my cheeks. I need to go lie down now.

My fave thread was a woman who was going on a date and the man had mentioned splitting the bill in advance. You had to be there.

Two days finding that would be two days well spent.

Thank you for keeping this thread going. I've just had a good hour of laughing at some more of these. Loved the Balonz baby name thread

are you there OP or did Hugoaway had me actually laughing out loud which is rare.

Oh my god thanks everyone these have been an absolute tonic! The laugh was just what I needed!

Ahhsalmonskinroll Wankee candle was my contribution to the thread about the homemade candles. Haha

I loved the fat match comment on the reality thread.

But my favourite of all time is the marmaladetwatkins PTA cake one as mentioned further up. It’s was a 2 parter as well!

The various suggestions for PTA inspired aprons and tea towels were 😂.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1718384-To-pelt-my-cakes-at-this-mums-head-in-the-playground-this-afternoon-fume

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1857334-Anyone-who-remembers-MarmaladeTwatkins-PTA-cake-sale-Lemon-Drizzle-arse-of-a-woman-come-here-please?pg=1

In tears here! Pombear and mil suppository 😂😂😂 I enjoyed the thread where the boyfriend came round and used toilet duck on his beard. Anyone remember that? I will try and find it.

It was Lidl anti poo spray

Beard. Loo spray. Dumped by text. What now?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/3785434-Beard-Loo-spray-Dumped-by-text-What-now

😂

I'd forgotten that thread.

What type of pizza? 🤣

The one where the poster talked about her boyfriend looking like Danny DeVito and waving around a poo covered loo brush. I'm in tears just thinking about it now. Great mental image.

Also the one where someone said the Radcliffes pie shop was like Sweeney Todd, as in the workers never leave..

I could hardly breathe for laughing at the poster who, as a child, had got into trouble because they'd eaten all the buttons off the TV remote... 😂

The one where the OP asked ‘do you believe in Cod?’ instead of God and everyone just piled on with fish jokes. That one tickled me

I was actually telling Dh about the Yoni massage thing a while back. Thrilled to find the thread again, I’ve just read some of it out to him and we’ve both laughed.

Just seen one I like on cf thread about queuing and trolleys... someone just dropped in “shoot her, the bitch”.

A recent one during a discussion about whether picnics would be allowed someone said 'I'm just hoping they dont make them compulsory- I hate picnics'

I spent the last few days on an off reading the lemon drizzle thread in full, I think I only caught snippets at the time. It’s helped me laugh my way through a really shitty time, does anybody out there remember the result of the third subsequently deleted thread? (Am I allowed to ask that? Is it a “TAAT” if I do?!) is marmalade still here?! What happened?!?

Can anybody remind me of the pombears reference?! Please don’t let this thread in, it’s had me in stitches.

I must admit, I can only imagine the responses now if someone said they were going round supermarkets punching cakes! Oh how times have changed!

@namechangerx10000. I can’t remember what the final thread said about the lemon drizzle cake, I only wish I could! It was 7 years ago, and it still makes me laugh.
I haven’t seen @marmaladetwatkins on here for years. I miss her sense of humour.

Ah what a shame, it’s been just what I needed, and much like the McDonald’s thread, not knowing the ending will drive me round the bend!

@Thelnebriati thank you so much for the Hugo thread, genuinely wheezing with laughter