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Original poster

To just shit on the floor instead?

97 replies

Sobloomingtired · 12/02/2020 19:01

As my username suggests, I am blooming tired.

Just moved into a new lovely home. One dd, been with dh for 4 years now and I thought that he'd be okay with sitting at a bloody table like a normal family!!!

He insists that we sit at the sofa, Dd13 wants to eat in her room.
That is how our old home had been like and I want to sit at the table for once!!!
Is it too much to ask?? Shall we all just bloody sit on the floor to eat instead??

Sorry for the rant but I am fuming. Angry

OP posts:
Dylaninthemovies1 · 12/02/2020 19:02

Best typo ever!! Check out the title

Anthia · 12/02/2020 19:02

😂😂😂

JenNtonic · 12/02/2020 19:03

😂😂😂😂 shit where you like in the privacy of your own home 🤷‍♀️ xx

TheFaerieQueene · 12/02/2020 19:03

🤣

PuzzledObserver · 12/02/2020 19:03

You might want to get MNHQ to change the thread title. Unless you are planning your own dirty protest.

HerRoyalFattyness · 12/02/2020 19:03
Grin Well YANBU to want to sit at the table but YA definitely BU to shit on the floor.
Judashascomeintosomemoney · 12/02/2020 19:03

You might want to change your thread title, it gives a slightly different impression to the one you’re aiming for I think Grin

SallyLovesCheese · 12/02/2020 19:03

Grin Don't think the OP has noticed! Fabulous typo. OP, you win MN today!

iklboo · 12/02/2020 19:03

Awesome typo. But if you're tired, do it where you like Grin

Thecathouse · 12/02/2020 19:03

You might be a tiny bit unreasonable to shit on the floor...... Grin

forkfun · 12/02/2020 19:03

This post didn't fulfill expectations.

Nicecupofcoco · 12/02/2020 19:04

Omg at your title op! Grin

Original poster
Sobloomingtired · 12/02/2020 19:04

I was wondering what was so funny then saw the titleBlush not what i meant at all!!

OP posts:
Babyiwantabump · 12/02/2020 19:04

😂😂😂 loving the typo

Nanamilly · 12/02/2020 19:04

I think shitting on the table would be way more of a protest than shitting on the floor.

Frouby · 12/02/2020 19:04

Don't shit in the floor OP, not in your lovely new home. 😂

Papoy · 12/02/2020 19:04

Please dont Grin

HollowTalk · 12/02/2020 19:05

So funny, especially with the first line saying she was so tired...

OrlandoInTheWilderness · 12/02/2020 19:05

Brilliant!!

Schmoozer · 12/02/2020 19:05

Phew 😅 I thought you were threatening to 💩 on the floor !!

2020newme · 12/02/2020 19:05

Do it! Shit on the floor! That will teach him!

Yes, everyone should eat at the table.No table = no food.

vodkaredbullgirl · 12/02/2020 19:05

please dont poo on the floor lol

Fuckitwhynot · 12/02/2020 19:06

I thought it was going to be a dirty protest because of the sitting at the table issue! Grin

BuffaloCauliflower · 12/02/2020 19:06

Shitting aside - have you actually talked to him about sitting at the table and why you want to? Could there be a compromise?

Cakeandcustard123 · 12/02/2020 19:06

Hilarious. Came to find out under what circumstances you would consider shitting on the floor Grin