To just shit on the floor instead?

[Sobloomingtired]

As my username suggests, I am blooming tired.

Just moved into a new lovely home. One dd, been with dh for 4 years now and I thought that he'd be okay with sitting at a bloody table like a normal family!!!

He insists that we sit at the sofa, Dd13 wants to eat in her room.
That is how our old home had been like and I want to sit at the table for once!!!
Is it too much to ask?? Shall we all just bloody sit on the floor to eat instead??

Sorry for the rant but I am fuming.

I thought this was going to be about a bathroom hogger 😂😂😂😂😂

Weird to be so fuming about it.

😂😂😂

Seriously I agree with you sitting at the table

Shit on the table. He'd be furious. Dance like a T rex.

YABU to shit on the floor
YANBU to eat at a table

Not quite as funny as snapped and farted but it's up there 😂

You will get so much more traffic than you expected 😀. I was expecting a toiletgate thread!

The title got everyone's attention though .

@BuffaloCauliflower I have asked him wtf his problem is and he just seems to prefer the sofa, it's really annoying and even upsetting to me as I just want to be a normal family ffs A compromise sounds good. Sit on the table weekdays, sofa weekends? Maybe.

Sit at the table with your DCs and if doesn't join you then he's being a tosser.

P.S. please do not resort to shitting on your floor, it's really not worth it.

Not unreasonable if you own the house

Shit on the sofa. He won't like sitting there then.

Snap and shart Don't let anyone tell you you can't! I believe in you OP!

Oh that's funny, I thought you were using it as a 'if we eat anywhere I might as well shit anywhere' 🤣 I like eating at the table and think it is important as a family to eat together away from the TV and other distractions to catch up and spend time together. How long does it take reliastically?

You should just shit on the sofa. Bet he won't want to eat there then.

This thread turned out nothing like I imagined from the caption

Shit on the sofa. He won't like sitting there then
This.
And thank you OP for making me laugh.

When I read the first line & you said you were tired, I thought you were going to say you needed the loo but were too tired to move so would it be really bad to shit on the floor 🤣 🤣

Definitely shit on the floor

Shitting on the floor might make them realise that you really do want the to eat at the table. Try it out and report back to us

We sit on the sofa but my dream is to have a dining room so we sit at the table. I would make it compulsory to sit at the table (no phones/tv). It’s what, 30 mins out of your day to sit as a family

He is a knob. I'd love to sit at a table to eat with my family, but we don't have a living room!

Absolutely amazing!!! I thought it was going to be about the state of a toilet at home/ work haha

I voted YABU because carpet is really expensive and shitting on the floor would make your house stink.

This is making me laugh too much and I am trying to get DC3 to sleep (without waking him with big belly laughs)

YANBU to want to eat at the table, he should set an example to your DD. What’s the point of living in the same house if nobody speaks and just goes to their respective rooms to eat.

You might as well shit on the floor 🤷‍♀️

I read through the whole post wondering how you were going to get to shitting on the floor 😂

We moved from a similar house where we didn’t have room for a dining table to a lovely big kitchen diner. DH was on board at first but slowly started to want to eat on the sofa more often, saying, “You don’t mind if I eat in the living room do you?” Whilst picking up his plate and leaving. I don’t mind when he gets home from work late and DS is in bed but we’re supposed to be a family and it doesn’t send a good message to DS when me and him are sat at the table and DH is in the living room, especially when our working hours mean that me and DS are alone together a lot. My rule is if I’ve gone to the trouble to cook it, the least he can do is bloody well sit at the table to eat it!