To think people shouldn't put HP spoilers in their nickname, then post all over MN.

[LoonyLyraLovegood]

Yes, I'm talking about you, deadpersonalhouseelf. I haven't even bought the book yet an already I know (partly) what happens.

Finally got my copy today. Just give a a few days to read it before forcing any more details on me

Oh the 3-in-a-bed-cross-species love fest is well worth reading. Fabulous p[lot twist.Would never have guessed it myself.

Doh!

Hope you enjoy it Lyra. I thought of you today, when a friend of mine rang to ask who died in the book - she said she can't be bothered to read it but wanted to know which if any of the major characters copped it. I started listing who dies, in chronological order, then realised with horror that dp (who hasn't read it yet) was in the next room well within earshot.

I probably could have got away with it, but in my confusion I yelled "oh NO dp is listening and I've just told you everyone who dies!" at which point he finally twigged and pursued me around the house with a large frying pan

Argh!!!!

I am really picky about the whole non-spoiling that I can't even bring myself to tell people who ask

Yes it feels like cheating doesn't it? I can't believe I was so stupid anyway

well i cant tell you if i am dead or alive.....

Anyone want to know, there's a spoilers thread for those of us who read the end first.

yabbut it might be a double-bluff