To drop kick this out the back door? 😡

[Nyctophilia]

My lemon drizzle cake, it looks like someone came all over it

Rebrand it as a lemon jizzle

cut it up quickly!

Erm you’ve iced it instead of drizzling it

Might as well go all in and just totally cover it in icing now.

Just drizzle some more, so it looks fully iced.

I'm liking lemon jizzle cake 😂 I was all smug with a new tin etc and it's a bloody disaster

Somebody really loves lemon cake!

Lemon jizzle! Love it!

Cum and get it

Bloody hell, that’s pornstar levels of ‘drizzling’!

Lemon jizzle cake. Brilliant 😂

You cant see where I had to cut heaps off, it just kept rising, like the magic porridge pot

It looks alright to me, I'll have a slice please!

Lemon jizzle!!!

Lemon jizzle 😂 just fully ice it, it'll still taste the same!

I smoothed it over and made it worse

Honestly, you're fear of what it looks like would never occur to me.

Eat it quick?

As we know sometimes messy just means more fun. Enjoy it!

It's unique, I always like things that look a little different from what they are supposed to do.

That's a big load

It looks delicious though! Lemon jizzle is a great re-brand.

OP you are spending too much time thinking about the cake and not enough time eating it.

Lemon jizzle cake
Honestly it's fine. Slice it up if you're worried, but I bet it's delicious. Don't drop kick it til you've tried it!

And if it's truly beyond redemption, use it to make trifle (slice up, add sherry, tip some liquid jelly over, feck over some tinned custard and squirty cream which is apt in this situation ) et voila

You’ve made a right cock out of that, OP. 😁