To drop kick this out the back door? 😡

[Nyctophilia]

My lemon drizzle cake, it looks like someone came all over it

Just get it down your cake hole 😋

Oh, I love the witty people on MN. ‘Lemon Jizzle’ fantastic!

More jizz needed

That God I didn't attempt chocolate......

Thank even, can't bloody spell, today is not going well

Eat it. Hide the evidence.

Lemon Jizzle is just genius

I've spread the jizz out as I've ran out of icing sugar

Bet it still tasted great.

But if I needed to hide it in a trifle, I wouldn't use sherry - I'd use Limoncello instead. Or a splash of gin and some elderflower syrup. With berries on top. Makes it more convincing that I meant to do this all along.

I'll remember this and the name lemon jizzle cake for the Village Fete in July, should come first!

You have invented lemon bukkake cake. Well done, OP.

Rebrand it as a lemon jizzle

Comment of the day - right there

I want lemon jizzle cake now.

Don’t use icing sugar - use caster sugar! Much better drizzle (less jizzle) and a crunchy top :)

In the words of June Whitfield as "Gran"

"Just the one, dear?"

What a revolting thing to say and it doesn't, it looks like icing!

I'm laughing at bukkake cake, I so wanted to post that but didn't have the balls, I'm glad you did it for me recrudescence

Nah drop kick it my way, I'll have a lemon cake with jizzle

Mmm it’s got filling too. I want some!

Sorry what was the question.

Mmm, bukkake cake

I'd eat some and i don't even like lemon cake or jizz.

like a plasterer’s radio. lovely stuff.

Ah well, I'd better get the chicken on

Would that be the last chicken in the shop, perchance?

I've spread the jizz out as I've ran out of icing sugar

That will teach me to click on threads because the title intrigues.

You, OP, may well have won the internet

or maybe some delicious honey baked ham?