To drop kick this out the back door? 😡

[Nyctophilia]

My lemon drizzle cake, it looks like someone came all over it

Have your lemon jizzle cake for pudding after your boil in the vag curry.

Have this knob shaped potato to go with the chicken, OP.

I'm saying nowt

You're distracting me while I'm trying to make my packed lunch for tomorrow

I didn’t know “bukkake” before now. I’m going to forget it unless it comes up soon.

could be worst took a cake to a friends not a iced cake just a simple chocolate cake.Only to realise it looked like it had a giant butt crack in the centre

Quick donate it to the next PTA bake sale

I have a melon if you want it for dessert?

I snigger like Bart Simpson when I read threads like this.

First thought was buk-cakey, glad I wasn’t the only one 😂

Perp please stop interfering with that melon unless you were intending to invert fruit porn.

invent God how I hate auto-correct and my sloppy proof reading.

Once it's cut up no one will notice and it's more about how it tastes anyway x

Or actually, it might be more suited to Take A Break; "Has my teenage son been masturbating in my kitchen?"

Lemon jizzle has made my day

What a revolting thing to say and it doesn't, it looks like icing!

Quick, someone fetch Blue Russian a set of pearls to clutch!

Or actually, it might be more suited to Take A Break; "Has my teenage son been masturbating in my kitchen?"

I see you your Take a Break headline, and give you this:

Sorry Turbo

I'll eat this strawberry instead.

Fucking hell Alan

Why would anyone publicise their frozen chicken shenanigans, Ferret?!!

That's brilliant, "balls deep in the Sunday roast" poor Glenda, and they're not aunt bessies stuffing ones

"Just to make sure he knew I was cross, I twatted him with a spoon".

Best line ever.

"Get your dick out of that chicken this instant" 😂😂😂

Perp you're pure filth and I do not approve.

Nothing, but nothing, will beat this one...I need to clear my search history