To drop kick this out the back door? 😡

[Nyctophilia]

My lemon drizzle cake, it looks like someone came all over it

What flavour jizzle do we think this is?

Hmm a friend did tell me about a home made sex toy he called the
pasta-bator. True story!

A good laugh to start Tuesday off with. Cracking up at some of these! Brilliant MNs.

I had to look up 'bukkake', not a word I'd come across before...

I would eat that!!

Turbo, fancy a banana?

New to thread...

Google's bukkake

FFS My eyes!!!!!!!!!

Serve it with these, OP...
(and this thread makes a lovely change, back to the good old days of MN).

Now this is a jizzle cake:

I'm quite liking the realism and girth on this one...

Thanks Perp I'll add it to my fruit salad.......

My eyes, my eyes 🙈👀

I think I've taken this too far...

Be careful when googling Rude Food for images to add to this thread, folks...

Funny people 😁 loving your work. I will never look at a drizzle cake the same way.