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To ask what to reply to this (naturist) painter

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doesthiseemright · 22/05/2019 16:26

So, I had a painter come around to give me a quote for a refresh of pretty much the whole inside of the house. He had been recommended to me by friends of my Husband and I had been warned that he likes to strip off a bit when it's hot. Little did I know.

We were going into each room and he was making small talk whilst I told him what we needed doing and he asked me if I had any hobbies. I thought this a bit odd but just mentioned a few of my mundane interests and politely asked him if he had any. Turns out yes, indeed, he certainly has a hobby - he is a naturist-- and by the way, he does all of his painting in the nude. Hmm, I thought about this and said "well each to his own" and asked how that works with safety, being in rooms with no curtains etc and was told that he does actually wear socks. He said he sometimes puts up drop cloths and his wife doesn't like him being a naturist so he does it at work.

He asked if it would be a problem and I was unsure of what to say so I said if he was upstairs painting away and I was downstairs out of his way or out for the day, if it made him comfortable and he did a good job then it wouldn't bother me. (apparently, he is very good). I then said I wasnt sure what my Husband would think - and he replied "well, you dont have to tell him. If you don't, I won't"

So I packed him off to write me a quote and let me know. I was thinking I'd just wait for the quote and decide what to do from there. And told my Husband, who laughed. A lot.

Then, an hour later I get a text saying "nice to meet you this morning and thanks for being so understanding about my naturism". I just replied "no worries".

Now, a few hours later I have a new text "would it be possible for me to call around and have a naturist tea break with you?"

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bridgetreilly · 22/05/2019 16:28

No. And block his number. And do not get him in to do your house.

Mostly because of this: ""well, you dont have to tell him. If you don't, I won't"

RobinsEggBlue · 22/05/2019 16:28

Oh goodness! Erm....how about no? Sorry you are in this awkward position OP!

marvellousnightforamooncup · 22/05/2019 16:29

That would be a no, jog on from me. Pervy fucker.

doesthiseemright · 22/05/2019 16:29

I actually thought it was legit until that text. That's crossing the line.

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Lllot5 · 22/05/2019 16:30

Just say no. Block him and who the hell recommended him!
Weirdo

Breathlessness · 22/05/2019 16:31

He must have full body waxes or he’d end up with pubes stuck in the satinwood.

qj17 · 22/05/2019 16:31

What on Earth 🤣🤣🤣

EskewedBeef · 22/05/2019 16:32

It's a wind up. Your friends wanted to tease you and the decorator is in on it. As if they wouldn't be explicit about his nudity when they made the recommendation.

Drum2018 · 22/05/2019 16:32

Your Dh's friend's must be having a right laugh now! Block and find another painter.

WorraLiberty · 22/05/2019 16:34

This isn't naturism.

It sounds more like a CFNM (clothed female, naked male) fetish.

Naturists tend to be very respectful of non naturists in their own homes.

CigarsofthePharoahs · 22/05/2019 16:35

@Breathlessness Grin Grin
Op, he sounds dodgy. Block his number.

TheRLodger · 22/05/2019 16:36

BreathlessnessGrin GrinGrin

Cariadne · 22/05/2019 16:38

I can’t believe it took until the text for you to realise he’s a creep. You know a normal person - even one who is a naturalist - wouldn’t ask for something as obviously weird and uncomfortable as painting naked in someone else’s house?

Tell him you’ve changed your mind and won’t be proceeding with the quote and block his number.

doesthiseemright · 22/05/2019 16:38

He told me that he will be doing a lot of exterior painting coming up in the next few months. Shock

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Cariadne · 22/05/2019 16:38

Naturist ffs autocorrect!

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet · 22/05/2019 16:38

At least he always has a handy stirrer for his paint pot.

CurcubitaPepo · 22/05/2019 16:39

@Breathlessness
Hahajahahaha
GrinGrinGrin

TokyoSushi · 22/05/2019 16:40

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

Cryalot2 · 22/05/2019 16:44

Just tell him to enjoy his hobby , but you won't. Is it against the law to be naked where those who have no desire to see do .
Surely naturists stick to clubs and their own venues ?

ThatCurlyGirl · 22/05/2019 16:44

Nip this right in the bud OP.

"No, I was actually really uncomfortable with the stuff you said and I only didn't say so at the time because I was so shocked. Please don't contact me again."

BishopBrennansArse · 22/05/2019 16:52

Insist he does the glosswork with his knob.

SinkGirl · 22/05/2019 16:55

It's a wind up. Your friends wanted to tease you and the decorator is in on it. As if they wouldn't be explicit about his nudity when they made the recommendation.

Come off it! He doesn’t really do all bus decorating work naked.

He’s told OP that he does because he’s basically a flasher with an excuse.

ReanimatedSGB · 22/05/2019 17:02

There was a recent case that made the papers of a bloke with a similar attitude (I have a feeling he got banged up, so probably not the same one.)

If this isn't a prank by your friends, this painter is a creep and potentially dangerous. I know a few naturists - they don't try to force it on other people in this way.

MyMumDimensionJumps · 22/05/2019 17:03

Is this for real? Sounds like a joke.

Tell him it isn't a problem, and answer the door brandishing a meat cleaver and an unhinged look on your face.

recrudescence · 22/05/2019 17:08

Tell him you have received a more competitive quotation and that you will not require his services as a decorator. Or, for that matter, as a pervert.