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To find the royal family fascinating?

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MagicKingdomDizzy · 28/04/2019 14:26

Don't want to make this a TAAT, so I'll just say I have enjoyed everyone's observations on the royal family and it's made a boring weekend go much quicker Grin

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AuldJosey · 28/04/2019 16:04

No frocks here honey.

This is a thread about side salad.

MyBlueMoonbeam · 28/04/2019 16:05

@AuldJosey me too Confused

MyBlueMoonbeam · 28/04/2019 16:06

About the salad not frocks Grin

millythepink · 28/04/2019 16:06

DH is an avid Countryfile watcher. Is he trying to hint to me

GoFiguire · 28/04/2019 16:07

Well, I don’t know what to do about those tossed salads and scrambled eggs either.

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 16:07

“It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.
Bend over and toss my salad, bitch”

You are welcome.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 28/04/2019 16:08

Think of all of the W&K forever merchandise that would depreciate

I've just had an appalling thought. I was given a W&K mug at the time of the wedding by someone who paid a princely £4.99 for it ... apparently it was really exclusive, one of a very limited number and was absolutely guaranteed to be worth a fortune in future years

D'you reckon we were both diddled then? Will I have to forget that call to Sothebys? Shock

MyBlueMoonbeam · 28/04/2019 16:09

Whenever anyone mentions the RF the first thing I see in my head is their characters on The Windsors - bloidy brilliant show

MyBlueMoonbeam · 28/04/2019 16:09

Bloody even Grin

Humpy84 · 28/04/2019 16:10

Iamnotagoddess wow just wow. I’m rarely lost for words but wow. That was a powerful post. 😂

CatCatDog · 28/04/2019 16:10

I think the missing presenter being talked about is a "nana" from LW who is also known as a bird of the feathered variety.

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 28/04/2019 16:11

Just call it rimming, as it should be!

Am assuming part 2 got deleted due to Meghan bashing over and above the call of duty. Although some horrendously spiteful things about Kate were allowed to stand. I last checked in about pg 27 and it hadn't been too mean about Meghan yet. Can only assume it descev

QueenOfTheCroneAge · 28/04/2019 16:11

Due diligence @millythepink can't be too careful with the countryfile set

MyBlueMoonbeam · 28/04/2019 16:11

@Iamnotagoddess oh my very goodness - not sure I needed to read that and on Sunday as well Shock

AuldJosey · 28/04/2019 16:12

Salad cream. I would have thought a tossed salad referred to perhaps manually effecting a spurt of a salad cream-like substance from a tosser.

Licking someone's hole? I'd be having to bleach me internals. There's no accounting for taste.

strawberrisc · 28/04/2019 16:12

@QueenOfTheCroneAge

I always hear the word 'rimming' in a Welsh accent in my head, weirdly.

Me too, since "Little Britain".

"It's got Hazel Dean in it and a very informative article about rimming" (old lady in shop.

www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vm0v2

Very first sketch or skip to 1:00

AuldJosey · 28/04/2019 16:13

Oh Christ. I've just read the explanation.

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 28/04/2019 16:13

*descended rapidly from there.

Bastard phone.

QueenOfTheCroneAge · 28/04/2019 16:14

This thread loves Meghan. Official.

Pengrin · 28/04/2019 16:14

Puzzledandpissedoff such a shame Sad I’d sue for misrepresentation.

Why didn’t Wills think of this before dipping his nib.

ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE MERCH!

lyralalala · 28/04/2019 16:15

descended rapidly from there

The last post I saw might as well have just said “I’m aiming to get the thread deleted”

Humpy84 · 28/04/2019 16:15

We need a contingency plan in case this thread is infiltrated again.

Perhaps it should be in a special place and have a code name in thread, or do I have too much time on my hands ? Wait, don’t answer that,

QueenOfTheCroneAge · 28/04/2019 16:17

@strawberrisc of course! all becomes clear. I was brainwashed by Little Britain.

Iamnotagoddess · 28/04/2019 16:18

I’m now wondering why salad cream?

Why not jam?

MagicKingdomDizzy · 28/04/2019 16:18

Iamnotagoddess

Shock

Everyday's a school day.

Love you Meghan ♥

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