To find the royal family fascinating?

[MagicKingdomDizzy]

Don't want to make this a TAAT, so I'll just say I have enjoyed everyone's observations on the royal family and it's made a boring weekend go much quicker

Please continue if you wish to......

Thank you for sharing @Humpy84

This what happens when you're out of salad cream

But as you were asleep Humpy that was non-consensual toe sucking? The relationship boats would have something to say about that.

Apparently there is or was a man in Manhattan who specialises - as a paid service - in giving women feet orgasms (yes, that’s a thing).

@LaMarschallin

Maybe look that up in the Urban Dictionary and look at explanation number 3 .....

My ex accused me of giving him what he called 'an asses kick' whenever he got amorous with me in the middle of the night. Basically, he'd put his loving arms around me, I apparently I kicked back like a horse gone wild - a kick with the hind leg you know? I'd never remember it the next morning! Good to know my sleepy self operates with the same policies as my awakened self.

And that should have been ‘boards’ not ‘boats’. You can tell I’m a bit preoccupied by yachts.

AuldJosey

The Palace won't comment on this until something substantiated is printed (i.e. photographs).

And I don't see that ever happening, as any newspaper who prints anything about an affair will immediately be put on a black list.

Ok, I'm going to break cover and talk about a Royal.

I watched PW giving a speech on YouTube, and it struck me that he has the same delivery as Diana. He obviously isn't comfortable speaking publicly and his diction is not clear. I don't know how he's going to get round that other than by doing it again and again till he feels more at ease. I have enormous sympathy as I hate public speaking but fortunately I don't have to do it.

LaMarschallin

Not in the tossed salad league but apparently toe-sucking is known as "shrimping".

The education continues.....

You can talk about PW all you like. He’s not a pregnant woman.

Speaking of which... can you imagine if a RF member was trans? That would cause MN to explode.

@MagicKingdomDizzy

Seriously Urban Dictionary- definition number 3

ByeClaire, I don’t think so.

Infidelity is a shit choice being trans isn’t.

I need to delete my browsing history

TBF the adjective relating to alliteration is alliterative not alliterate, so that poster was indeed wrong.

Oh good Lord. I was intrigued by what "salad tossing" meant. I looked it in the urban dictionary, it was not what I was expecting!

ByeClaire I think any LGBT would be covered up. I know that the royal family is moving into more modern times, but I don't think they would be OK with it being public.

Given the number of people in the royal family, statistically there should be people of LGBT orientation but I don't know of anyone who is public about it?

The finger firmly points at DOY there ...

The Queens cousin is gay and married to a man.
I think Prince Edward is at least Bi if not fully gay but hes not out.

Iamnotagoddess

"Enjoy a warm treat." so not envy!

Whoops75 I’m not saying trans is a shit choice. It was a tongue in cheek comment about the intersection of there being so much trans discussion on MN and some threads about the royals being deleted.

And Magic I agree that any LGBT (adding Q+) would be covered up currently. Sadly.

Iamnotagoddess

@LaMarschallin

Maybe look that up in the Urban Dictionary and look at explanation number 3 .....

Ah. Yes. Fair enough.
I just read that in the papers at the time and didn't think to go looking years later for an alternative to felching.
To be fair, though, the first definition in UD is toe-sucking.
Still, new day,new knowledge