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To think a love spell could work?

362 replies

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 20:48

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

OP posts:
LipstickHandbagCoffee · 03/04/2019 22:32

Oh dear all the woo hoo crew have arisen banging on about forces,stones and energies

Pumperthepumper · 03/04/2019 22:32

I’m 98% certain he’s already in a relationship with someone else.

shitpark · 03/04/2019 22:33

Who is he?

FurrySlipperBoots · 03/04/2019 22:33

Have you tried chloroform? Also cable ties, a dark night and the boot of your car? Then maybe you have a nice cellar at home you could convert into a (secure) love-den? Stockholm syndrome could well be the answer!

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 22:33

User, yes and yes.

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BadPennyNoBiscuit · 03/04/2019 22:33

Pumper Yes but who wouldn't want someone who can suck a lollipop down to the stick in under 2 minutes?

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 22:34

shitpark, he’s a man I know.

OP posts:
user1473878824 · 03/04/2019 22:35

So yes he’s in a relationship? Mate, it’s horrible fancying someone you can’t be with, but come on.

Imagine you did a spell and it worked. The spell you doing is causing someone else a horrible amount of pain.

You have to take a breath, have a big, big cry, and do your best to get over it so you can meet someone who wants YOU.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/04/2019 22:35

I bet she bit her lip

Grin

OP - you do realise it's the THIRD of April today, don't you?

gruffaloschildgonewild · 03/04/2019 22:35

if he wanted you then he wouldn't have avoided going to drinks. He is uncomfortable with your advancements and is being polite in turning you down. You also seem to be imagining things which are not there. What's the point of making someone love you using spell? If someone likes you then they wont need a spell to have to courage to come to you..they just will. How can you live with that person happily knowing at the back of your head that they are with you only because you 'bewitched' them. And I am very serious when I am saying this because these kid of things are a real problem in the subcontinent. it's disgusting. Have more self respect for yourself. Someone who truly loves you and cares for you will come along. Leave this poor guy alone.

raviolidreaming · 03/04/2019 22:36

thighofrelief101 - where are you rescuing the OP to?!

Wannabeyorkshirelass · 03/04/2019 22:37

He's in a relationship because he chooses that other person. Sorry, OP.

Babyg1995 · 03/04/2019 22:37

this is hilarious.anyone noticed the op won't answer the is he in a relationship question you sound unhinged hopefully you get the hint soon he isn't interested if a Mans interested you will know.

SummerHouse · 03/04/2019 22:38

Thighland ravioli it's another thread. And another realm.

Pumperthepumper · 03/04/2019 22:38

BadPenny Christ. No wonder he’s so skittish.

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 22:39

But where do you draw the line? Is a bewitching low cut top OK? A bewitching lipstick? A bewitching look? A bewitching touch? A bewitching spell?

OP posts:
user1473878824 · 03/04/2019 22:39

All of those are over the line OP, he is with someone else.

user1473878824 · 03/04/2019 22:40

If he wants to be with you he will leave her and THEN be with you. Anything else just proves he isn’t worth your time, or his partner’s. But that won’t mean they split up, either.

AllTeaAllShade · 03/04/2019 22:40

@crustaceans. I eould let Lee seung. gi say all sorts if. horrible things to me swoons

LilQueenie · 03/04/2019 22:40

best to choose your own but you can order online.

If he is in a relationship it is likely this will backfire so think carefully.

Sparklesocks · 03/04/2019 22:41

Sorry OP but men are usually straight forward in their interactions with women they want to be with, they don’t generally play games or skirt around it if they are attracted to people.

mokapot · 03/04/2019 22:41
Hmm
AllTeaAllShade · 03/04/2019 22:41

forgot how to type, too busy swooning

SchadenfreudePersonified · 03/04/2019 22:42

I haven't got time to read any more. I have toads to feed and the bats need to go for their evening flit about.

I'll catch this up in the morning.

burritofan · 03/04/2019 22:42

Just have a bewitching wank and move on to someone single who doesn't have a sharp coat penis.

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