To think that a bottle is a normal portion? Lighthearted

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If I drink which isn't that often I always drink the full bottle of wine,it wouldn't occur to me to leave any,to me the bottle is standard.Am I BU? p.s I love wine

I never INTEND to drink the full bottle.. but then poof it's gone 😂😂

I never INTEND to drink the full bottle.. but then poof it's gone 😂😂

There's pixies in my kitchen that drink my wine. The same ones sew my clothes tighter in the closet.

Bastards.

Damn those pixies, they get everywhere, they certainly love their vino

Yes! I'm surrounded by friends lol

I’d be flat out if I drank a bottle lol! A glass or two defo tho.

I would also be very ill if i drank a bottle of wine.

Weird isn't it! I swear I always leave half but the next morning its empty! I blame the cat

You know what they say: 1 glass is too much, but 2 is not enough.

I'd be ill too. DH and I very rarely finish a bottle of wine between us.

If you don't do it often, I don't see the harm

I'd be in for a three day hangover!

Mumsnet is not the right place to joke about alcohol.

I currently have a 1/4 left of a bottle of red wine, sat on the counter looking at me. It's been there since Saturday night. I'm not exactly sure what to do with it as this never happens. The bottles get emptied and go in the recycling. This has really thrown me

I have a quarter bottle of some ver naice organic rose in the fridge.
I've had a g&t.
I'll probably drink it.

Oh! Look!
There we are, I've lured it into a glass.
Job done.
Telly.

I swear my bottle of gin evaporates while sat there in the cupboard. Alcohol does that, right?

I've sunk a bottle in 3 glasses since 18.30 (tough day, day off tomorrow). Definitely a portion. Won't even have a hangover (bottle 2 is the killer).

MN is definitely not the place though, a lot of "I only drink one small glass at Christmas every 7 years" types will be along to tell us off shortly

@southnotnorth I'm not joking

a lot of "I only drink one small glass at Christmas every 7 years" types will be along to tell us off shortly

Ain't that the truth. "I remember having a glass of rose at my sister's wedding 100 years ago but if I so much as look at a bottle of the stuff in Tesco I have a hangover the next day."

Sorry meant @southnownorth

I've sunk a bottle in 3 glasses since 18.30 (tough day, day off tomorrow). Definitely a portion. Won't even have a hangover (bottle 2 is the killer).

MN is definitely not the place though, a lot of "I only drink one small glass at Christmas every 7 years" types will be along to tell us off shortly grin

Are you me? I don't remember writing this or name changing, maybe I need to cut down on the vino.

I have no doubt you aren't joking OP.

I can easily polish off a bottle as well.

Yay @southnownorth glad your not judging x

Steady on. I have consumed about 3/4 of a bottle of red already tonight following a hard day at work. This is not going to end well and the Mumsnet Temperance Movement will be here soon!

@flippingheck44 sod em