To be annoyed at people in large 4X4 pickups to complain that parking spaces too small

[Ripeberry]

Hi, I had parked my car neatly within the lines marked out for the parking bay and was just returning back to it when a woman in a MASSIVE pick-up truck parks right next to me and so i have to wait as she gets out of her car.
She almost bashes my side of the car and then she gives me a look an says "Its not my fault these spaces are not big enough"
I had to really bite my tongue as she had two school age children with her as i would have loved to have said "well, most people drive normal cars and we don't all have a fat arse like you"
Because, no kidding, she was a fat arsed lady, almost totally round, no wonder she can't fit in spaces.
God help her if someone blocks her in, should be a funny sight trying to crawl in the boot to move the car.
Sorry about the rant, but she really got on my goat.
AB

because most americans have f.. arses [sorry]

uh-oh...

The OP had already dug herself a big enough hole without you lot bringing in the JCBs. Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!

Go and make the tea!

people should all drive little cars and park nicely, and that should be the end of it.
smug

and i am not fat either..

and not give each other "funny looks".

do you mind, its not a mini, its a smart car... and i can fit my tiny lil size 8 butt in there no probs...

has it suddenly gone warm in here??

poor ripeberry

To go back to the origional thread...
YES.
(You are being unreasonable)
I didn't realise there was a law about what size car we are allowed to drive, how big our arses should be without offending anyone.

people with fat behinds are maybe lazy and possibly rather greedy... huge cars are evil to the environment as they guzzle so much gas, thus creating Co2..

"God help her if someone blocks her in, should be a funny sight trying to crawl in the boot to move the car"

What a truly awful comment to make about someone. She is the one I feel bade for.

hey paula - your name ties in nicely here, no??!!

tee hee agbu

and all the people that drive 4x4's (fat arse or not) that complain about us smokers polluting the earth tut tut

does that make me a chav???

eek, abgu im coming with you, I have a small one aswell, car that is, lol

I have a Yaris and think the spaces are too small, hence I always take up 2 spaces

ooo guess what, forgot to tell you all, i parked in a parent toddler space the other day...............................and had no kids with me

but, but, but..........i did have my exmil with me, and she has just had an operation on her foot.

and it was raining

I have trouble parking between the lines in a Ford Mondeo, but I think that is just my driving!