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Delivery driver just had a dump at my house!

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WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:10

AIBU? I've just had some furniture delivered and the first thing the guy said was, 'Can I use your loo?' I didn't want him to but felt that I couldn't refuse so I reluctantly said yes. He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried. He then bought the furniture in and I've just had to go and clean the toilet. I'm disgusted.

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BertrandRussell · 02/11/2018 13:12

What was he supposed to do? It’s a loo, ffs. That’s what it’s for,

kaytee87 · 02/11/2018 13:12

I'd assume he wasn't feeling well and have a little human empathy about it.

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WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:13

It's disgusting though, the house stinks

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FredFlinstoneMadeOfBones · 02/11/2018 13:13

I think you'd have something to complain about if he pooed in your living room but in the loo? No! I'm sure he didn't deliberately make a smelly one either.

NewYoiker · 02/11/2018 13:13

That's so grim. Not the using of the loo but leaving it dirty! You can't help when you need a massive dump but if you have hands you're able to clean the shit of the loo no?

BertramKibbler · 02/11/2018 13:13

To be honest I think I’d feel bad for the guy. I’m sure he’d have rather not stunk out a customers home but what else was he to do?

BabySharkAteMyHamster · 02/11/2018 13:14

You're being ridiculous.

Celebelly · 02/11/2018 13:14

YANBU to find it gross having to smell it and clean up, but I'm guessing he had to go or he wouldn't have asked, so I'd feel bad for him as he's probably embarrassed.

HolyMountain · 02/11/2018 13:14

I wouldn’t be disgusted, it’s a normal bodily function after all.

I bet he didn’t want to ask but better than the alternative.

Allthewaves · 02/11/2018 13:15

Toilets are for pooing. Spray some air freshener and open a window

AgentProvocateur · 02/11/2018 13:15

Stop being such a prude . He can't help it if his shite stinks. Does yours smell of roses?

PixieCutRegret · 02/11/2018 13:15

How mortifying for the poor bloke, he must have been caught short. Just pour some bleach in the loo and don't give it another thought.

auraaura · 02/11/2018 13:15

YANBU. He should have stopped at a shop or petrol station not in someones house. Would he like it?

Original poster
WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:15

I'm gonna boil wash my hand towel now as well. Ugh

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ThePinkOcelot · 02/11/2018 13:16

Ha ha! Open the window!

PortiaCastis · 02/11/2018 13:16

Everybody dumps and it usually stinks, maybe he didn't want to shit in his cab or on your carpet

kaytee87 · 02/11/2018 13:16

Open a window, put some bleach down the loo and light a candle and get a grip

Original poster
WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:16

No my poo doesn't smell of roses but it's my poo, iyswim? This is unknown persons poo

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EnglishRose13 · 02/11/2018 13:17

I'm surprised you're not ringing up to complain about him, to be honest 🙄

greendale17 · 02/11/2018 13:17

He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried.

^You sound like a child. Could have cried? Grow up!

Thesmallthings · 02/11/2018 13:17

Yeah I think you need to get over it and have a little empathy

He obviously really needed it. And I dont think it can stink out a whole house. Spray some smelly and close the door.

SpuriouserAndSpuriouser · 02/11/2018 13:17

Oh FFS not this again. It’s a toilet. It’s for shitting in. Open the window and move on with your life.

BertramKibbler · 02/11/2018 13:18

Don’t give her ideas English