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Delivery driver just had a dump at my house!

927 replies

WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:10

AIBU? I've just had some furniture delivered and the first thing the guy said was, 'Can I use your loo?' I didn't want him to but felt that I couldn't refuse so I reluctantly said yes. He was in there for ages. He's had a smelly dump. It fucking stinks. I could have cried. He then bought the furniture in and I've just had to go and clean the toilet. I'm disgusted.

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Fluffyears · 02/11/2018 13:27

@stellenbosch, thevdruvers cover hundreds of miles a day so can’t exactly nip home it back to the office. There are also not many public loos about anymore. So after delivery 150 miles from depot you expect them to drive back!

Halloweenallyearround · 02/11/2018 13:27

You said he was there to deliver something... well he did and gave you a little extra lol
This has made my day.

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 02/11/2018 13:27

Good grief what a fuss about nothing.

Pursefirst · 02/11/2018 13:28

Get a fucking grip OP and have a Biscuit, careful to digest it properly though, I'd hate to think you might have to shit in your loo after eating it.

Miscible · 02/11/2018 13:29

My husband has told me to ask for the delivery charge to refunded

Seriously? Well, I suppose you could try if you want to give someone a good laugh. Or was your husband taking the piss at your over-reaction?

BlaaBlaaBlaa · 02/11/2018 13:29

Absolutely bloody ridiculous. I wonder how people manage to live in the real world. When did people become so precious?

drinkygin · 02/11/2018 13:30

I'm gonna boil wash my hand towel now as well. Ugh

Why, did he wipe his arse with it?

NextInLine · 02/11/2018 13:31

What was he meant to do? Shit his pants?

Dorsetdays · 02/11/2018 13:31

YANBU. My bed is designed for sleeping in...it doesn’t mean I want some random stranger having an afternoon kip in it Confused.

MrBull · 02/11/2018 13:31

Poor bloke. Must have been desperate. Still, I can understand the disgust. I always find poo smells are even more disgusting when it's a stranger too. It's not like mine/husbands/kids smell like roses but I can tolerate them better!

Justanotheruser01 · 02/11/2018 13:31

Ynbu- leaving skids on your loo he could have cleaned it? Or minimum apologised.

Yabu I suffer from bowl problems, it is absoloutly mortifying (not an over statement!) When your absoloutly bursting for the bathroom I would have had to ask too not a choice a necessity.

Please don't ring up for the delivery fee that's just wrong.

Miscible · 02/11/2018 13:31

Valasca, OP seems to have felt the need to clean more because of the horror of someone else's poo having been in there than because the toilet actually needed cleaning.

Tinkobell · 02/11/2018 13:32

😁 comments and views on this thread v v funny!!!! Love a bit of lavatorial humour!

pouraglasshalffull · 02/11/2018 13:32

Get a grip

Alfie190 · 02/11/2018 13:32

Of course the smell can’t be helped, that he needed to go can’t be helped.

But I can’t believe so many think it is ok to leave somebody else’s loo in such a state that the loo owner has to don rubber gloves to scrub it clean.

abacucat · 02/11/2018 13:32

FFS!! From the title I thought it was the poo troll and you were going to say he had taken a dump on your driveway. Taking a poo on the toilet si perfectly normal.

Original poster
WitsEnd2018 · 02/11/2018 13:32

Drinkygin - I hope not! But I feel the need to disinfect the whole contaminated area.

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pouraglasshalffull · 02/11/2018 13:33

drinkygin hahaha laughed out loud at your comment

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 02/11/2018 13:33

Where would he have stopped?

I’m in N London. Tons of shops, cafes, restaurants..on paper, loads of places to go. All of which he wouldn’t be able to park outside, most of them are for customer use only and there’s every chance he’s not allowed to just stop the van and nip out...that’s aside from the unbelievably tight delivery schedule they have.

I cannot understand what this is so disgusting and why you’re so horrified ffs

dontalltalkatonce · 02/11/2018 13:33

I don't allow my toilet to be used by drivers because this happened to me far too many times.

Miscible · 02/11/2018 13:33

YANBU. My bed is designed for sleeping in...it doesn’t mean I want some random stranger having an afternoon kip in it

Hardly comparable, is it? It's perfectly standard to ask to use someone's loo when you visit a house, who the hell ever asks to use their bed?

agedknees · 02/11/2018 13:33

As someone else said upthread - grow up. The fact it was so smelly implies it was an urgent poo. Maybe he has IBS or another bowel condition.

Tinkobell · 02/11/2018 13:33

OP - feel sorry for whoever has to wash his grundies tonight 🤢

BarbaraofSevillle · 02/11/2018 13:33

If you had a toilet brush, you probably wouldn't have this problem, as he would have been able to clean the toilet himself.

He probably panicked and didn't know what to do when he couldn't see a toilet brush.

PhilomenaButterfly · 02/11/2018 13:34

If you hold in shits you end up constipated. Would you wish that on him?